Sunderland Banter Archive August 16 2011

16 Aug 2011 23:19:48
ok geordie in peace. curious of ur thoughts on saturday with some good banter n none of the rubbish name calling etc. now toon v arse we didnt have a strike force so a dont no y we played 2 upfront ha . only seen highlights of ur game but heard it was sunderlands to win after the equaliser. ok now saturday is the most important day of the season til the tyne/wear derby. now serious predictions. am sayin 2-1 either way but shola to be on the score sheet
waughy

1-0 can't see many goals in it to be honest

It'll be close and definitely no cricket score this season but I think it might just go in favour of us, especially being at home

I would think with the current crop of new players in both teams SAFC should shade it.... but its a derby, anything can happen... Im not sure what team SB will actually put out, Is Gyan fit? or is it just that stupid African site from Newsnow sunderland....

Im a mag and reckon itll be close but looking more and more like a draw. Maybe 2-2. If there is to be a winner tho i reckon Nufc carry more goal threat and might pinch the win

Hopefully brown will keep strola quiet and we will nick it 2-1

I like all the banter between the 2 sets of fans, but let's all stop with the crap. I'm a safc fan but surely we want both teams competing at the top of the table, not fighting against relegation. Can see a draw on Saturday, unfortunately shola to have his annual good game and score.

16 Aug 2011 14:20:12
Wes brown, the man on the ground
Always brings a player down,
He looks so fat,
And plays for the black cats,
He will be the one to take you down

How about that one?

Well it doesn't rhym for one

Or alternatively no.

Of coarse it rhymes you fool. Brown=down=ground. and fat=cat. All rhymes. Plus if you were a educated man you would know a poem doesnt have too. Just get its message across. An ode

Let's see if i can come up with a song for any of the Toons new signings..........He's rubbish, he's French, he wouldn't get on our bench, ..........(Enter name here).

Not bad. i like it and im a mag lol

Wes brow wes brown that would fit nicely

Sang to the robin hood song.
joey b, joey b what a lovely chap
joey b, joey b couldnt take a slap,
hes a bitter shi*e on his twitter site
joey b, joey b, joey b.
FTM..... COME ON SUNDERLAND

Well I think an educated man should realise brown and down don't rhym with ground and it clearly says cats which doesn't rhym with fat and I am well aware that poetry doesn't have to rhym as I have completed an honours arts degree, poetry does require structure and poetic techniques however and as this post has neither it can hardly be classified as a poem.

An educated man

The "ou" sound when said and written makes the structure of the poem therefore its a poem with sound Cat(s) and fat have the same spoken "at" within the word therefore the ode rhymes and carries structure and also as a put down from opposing fans it also carrys ground and structure as part of it. You obviously a wind up pretending to be a "art student" or you would know this. Try harder if you wanna catch me out. Educated? Pah educated fool maybe Its all in the english usage mate Like when you can use two words that dont rhyme when said correctly but do when spoken in local dialect

16 Aug 2011 11:50:48
Wesley Browns in town, he'll look you up and down and knock you out, knock you out

That's poor

Brown town and down? Is that all you can think of that rhymes? Not good

You have admit, i knnow that is the worst but i just cant stop laughing at it