Sunderland Banter Archive August 17 2013

 

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17 Aug 2013 22:10:44
At the end if last season a remember Di Canio saying that he will transform Sunderland and that we will become the next Barcelona
After that performance today I have to say, Well done Sir, you have stuck to your word and has actually made us stronger
Yes Barcelona is obviously exaggerated but the way the lads played the ball around the pitch today was superb, they were patient and were very clever on their approach, the first half of that game I did not recognise the team

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Now all we need is the xavi-esque midfield maestro.

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17 Aug 2013 20:39:41
went to the match today, very dissapointed we didn't even get a draw. roberge looks class, cabral very good with giaccherini and altidore looking good, could be a blessing that we need that central midfielder this week, watch this space!ps berbatov fouled westwood for their goal. tk73

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Excuses starting already.

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{Ed024's Note - No excuses the stats tell all.}

Westwood was impeded for the goal but that's football the goal was given and we lost 0-1 but a lot of people came out the ground feeling positive with what they had seen if pdc can get that creatve midfield player he wants then I look forward to the season

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17 Aug 2013 20:26:33
Keep the faith

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17 Aug 2013 20:23:56
If we had WON 1-0 would we have all been celebrating winning the Premiership tonight?
So why be so despondent at losing 0-1? We haven't been relegated tonight and think positive that since the final whistle we have actually moved UP the table.

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Well put mate, by Monday night we'll be mid table and only 3 points off the leaders.

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The barcodes will be bottom by 10pm monday evening

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17 Aug 2013 19:57:22
I love Sess as much as the next person but I think his time with Sunderland is coming to an end, he isn't consistent enough and he doesn't really fit in with Di Canio's plans as it showed today, plus PDC will be wanting him off the wage list
I don't mind if he goes, asking as the get a good replacement in

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17 Aug 2013 19:32:28
Didn't have a clear sight on the goal
It looked to me that Westwood could have saved it, but then again I was at the other end of the stadium

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It came at him too fast

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My eyesight does suck mind

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17 Aug 2013 19:26:08
I think we should sell Sess, not consistent at all
He's like the bloody weather

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17 Aug 2013 17:36:00
Very impressed with Altidore today
Sess was disappointing
Larsson was terrible

On the performance we deserved to win, but we aren't burying these chances, we need a playmaker to play Jozy through instead of him (the striker) doing all of the chance creating

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Did not deserve to win draw at most

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We deserved the win

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Hi lads I was there today the problem is larsson is not a midfielder and sess all he can do is run and dribble with the ball need to get rid of sess and bring someone to but the ball in the net and we need a new midfielder into.

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We deserved the win, top performance, when was the last time the players got clapped off half time and fulltime! we moving forward and cabral, roberge, giach, altidore and our new right back look quality, we in for an exciting season lads and lasses!

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If larsonns not a midfielder, what is he then?

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You couldn't even beat a below average Fulham side let alone get a draw

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And the mags couldn't even beat a 3rd tier scottish team!

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Below average, that's funny
Fulham will be heading for Europa this season you black and white twonk

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I've said for a long time now that Sess is simply not good enough week in, week out. He puts in one performance in three. Playing him is a gamble and unfortunately we don't have the quality required throughout the side to carry a player of his ilk. He's a luxury we can do without. Get him off the pay role, set up with an orthodox 442 and get a quality attack minded central midfielder in to play alongside Cabral. Wickham will do a job alongside Altidore until the greatly missed Fletcher returns. Last season every man and his dog knew we needed a quality left back and a attack minded central midfielder. Our revolution will not start until we find them!

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Colback has now won my vote
The last few games of last season, Pre season and today he has shown that he has what it takes to fill that role

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Was larson playing, sorry I only saw him whinging on to the ref a couple of times

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Not as bad as berbatov who should of got a second yellow for b*tcing to the ref and that Boateng aswell should of went, in my opinion that ref was poor!

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17 Aug 2013 17:26:08
I stand corrected and apolgise profusely

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17 Aug 2013 17:20:30
Ed you are so bias its unreal, this page has been nothing but constant Newcastle bashing for weeks now, sometimes getting to the point of being more about 'the skunks' than sunderland, and you won't even let a bit of banter the other way go through? Poor show. a bit like the game today!

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{Ed024's Note - ????????}

17 Aug 2013 17:26:08
I stand corrected and apolgise profusely

I said more or less the same thing a few days ago about ED 24 being biased ( a sunderland fan ) slagging us off who ED'S THE ED'S? but it never got put on I wonder why? could it be because iam a geordie?. geordie tom

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{Ed024's Note - Being an Ed is like being a referee - every one moans about you.}

Maybe u just talk s*** like 99%of u skunks ever think about that?

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At least the ed let's you have your opinion on here which is never condtructive but its a lot more than I can say about the ed on the Newcastle page i'm in my 50s and enjoy the banter not the childish remarks posted by some.

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I posted the same question a few days ago about ED 24 being biased did it get put on na did sh. e. you call us skunks you ever wondered where the mackem comes from. mackem and takem. geordie tom

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{Ed024's Note - Do you also stand corrected ??}

Cheers ed for putting my post on m8. to the guy who's in his 50's iam nearly 60 I don't post childish remarks. I follow my team just like you I don't slag your team off m8 I only came on your side to see what your fans said about yesterdays match. and I see all the bile coming out of your fans about us geordies. last thing I've just got back from benidorm had a few good nights in the titanic bar and my hotel with sunderland lads good banter no slagging off do you think that's the way it should be?. geordie tom

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{Ed024's Note - Some of the club bashing (from both teams) is boringly repetitive - about the 5-1 or the 0-3, we've heard it all before. The more witty and intelligent comments get posted - the unimaginative boring club bashing gets deleted.}

17 Aug 2013 17:19:26
At the game today and watched very closely
•Our CBs were extremely good, especially Roberge (great passer)
MOTM for me, maybe Altidore
•Colback deserves to be our LB
•Larsson can FU*K OFF
•Ji Can FU*K off (8m my ar*e)
•Cabral is very tidy but needs to work on shooting
•Johnson and Giaccherini are class
•Altidore is a bull, very good passer, needs to take the shots first time though
•Wasn't impressed with Sess, he never attempted to take anyone on which was his speciality, he always tried to pass and when on the rare occasion when he did take someone on, he lost it
•First half=Fantastic
Second half=Old Sunderland

So, this is what PDC should do
Loan Ji (needs to be stronger and more aggressive), Sell Larsson, If the right offer comes in for Sess sell him then replace with another top striker (Ovsaldo etc)
Don't buy LB, don't need one
Buy a Playmaker DESPERATELY

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Sunderland should sack PDC and stick you in charge. Seem to have it all worked out.

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Lol but the lad is right apart from ji, worked hard when he came on but missed that free header, larsson is too slow but once flecther is back he will be dropped, colback was good but we need a good left back and a playmaker to replace sess

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Another clown ji was given the usual 15 t 20 mins like under the previous managers he could do with a start maybe in front of sess every time ji comes on we are chasing the game as for the match coming out of the ground I couldn't believe how we lost but that's football.
performances for me.
5 new lads were outstanding today thought giaccherini ran out of steam will be excellent once he gets the pace of the game. colback did nothing wrong but duff never tested him oshea organised the defence well but his passing is poor Johnson looks class but he only does it in short spells think he needs to be more in the game or he could be dropped to the bench same can be said of sess think his days are numbered as for westwood no comment the lad only had one thing to do and that was picking the ball out of the net wickham along with ji came on when we were disjointed and chasing would like to have seen karlsson getting a run out but overall things looked good and will get better

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Wow, that was pin point perfect
Bit harsh on Ji though, agree he needs to be stronger though

Should go work on MOTD!

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17 Aug 2013 16:55:44
Played well today definitely didn't deserve to lose. Safc93

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{Ed024's Note - Its never straightforward with Sunderland - 21 shots but only 3 on target, Fulham only had 5 shots and scored with their only shot on target.}

Thats what happens when you sign a striker that can't score goals. Should have asked Hull.

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Well that didn't go according to plan ?

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Altidore was class, but when he is too busy holding the ball up and playing people through on goal, we do t have a striker to tap them in
Definitely need a playmaker

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Mag alert! ALTIDORE WAS QUALITY FACT SGB!

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17 Aug 2013 11:43:18
Quickly Ed, what's the Premier League.com Fantasy league code, can't find it on here. My teams at the ready

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{Ed024's Note - 132171-293517}

17 Aug 2013 12:15:22
Reports that Sess is on his way out to some back water country with a crap league. Hope we get decent money for him. Not overly bothered as he's too inconsistent for me!

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Thanks for that, very informative.

Now 2pm on saturday afternoon. i'm a cynical old Sunderland fan, but I have found the optimism on this page and elsewhere over the summer absolutely contagious. Whatever happens next it ain't going to be boring. Keep the faith everyone. Evviva la rivoluzione

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{Ed024's Note - Don't expect a smooth ride - this is Sunderland after all.}

17 Aug 2013 11:55:16
What are the odds that Darren Bent will come off the bench and score against Sunderland, well I will tell you. 15/2. ;)

Sunderland 1 - 2 Fulham. Bent comes off the bench and knocks in the winner.

It is in the script, you heard it here first.

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SAD MAG ALERT! what's THE ODDS ON MAN CITY TO STICK 5 PAST YOU AT LEAST? VERY GOOD i'd SAY!

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Bent won't play
He's had no game time or practice at all, he will be unfit

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I think man city will batter newcastle, expect a cricket score its wrote in the stars.

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Dreamers absolute dreamers, the league doesn't lie as I said before the nearest to fifth scumcastle will get is fifth from bottom, totally fluke season 2 seasons ago everyone in football knows it but you SGB's think that you were good Delusional nothing but delusional and that is what the rest of the football world think of the mugpies. They are incapable of making informed, rational comment, incapable of accepting that they are a below par premiership team, incapable of accepting fact (5th from bottom). Take stock and accept that you are not a good team, not one of the biggest clubs in the league and not going to get anywhere near qualifying for Europe in the very near future. Wake up and smell the coffee.

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So the league doesn't lie? We finished fifth season before last, and above you last season. Your best ever prem finish is seventh, ours second. How many times you been relegated? Lowest points total in prem? And despite all your signings you lost again today. It's not exactly rocket science to predict we'll crash at City, but let's just wait and see what the final league positions say. My guess - and I'm not deluded, it's just a guess, is that we'll finish five positions above you lot. Remember next May - the league doesn't lie.

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{Ed024's Note - So we wont hear from you again until May ?}

Ed: you'll hear from me, but whether you'll have the balls to post it is another matter. And your cheap little dig doesn't address any of the points I made about league position. The plain facts are that Blunderland's prem record is far worse than ours, over many seasons. Am I right or am I wrong? Vic

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{Ed024's Note - Your living in the past ....if we go back to the last derby you were buried so Sunderland must be best....if we go back to 5-1 Sunderland were buried so Newcastle must be best !!!!!!!! - you are repeating the same old boring posts that everyone with no imagination posted months ago. If you don't get posted it will be because I've fell asleep - you've had fair warning.}

But you'll post the same old same old vitriol from Mackem's? See 'Dreamers' comments above, and picture him with his tongue poking out while he types, spittle drooling as he picks a choice, up-to-the-minute phrase? It's your little site, you can censor me if you like, but YOU'LL see my comments even if nobody else does.

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{Ed024's Note - Unfortunately its not my site, I just help out with the editing. Don't worry about 'Dreamers' he has used a hair dryer on his keyboard and its all working fine again. Your right that me (or another Ed) will see your comments, we have to read them to decide whether to post or not.}

Nobody is disputing that we finished below you last season, that was never in question, the question is why do all barcodes think that they are better, bigger than they are, won't accept the fact that they are genuinely disliked throughout the country, by supporters of other clubs (i'm an exiled mackem living in Lincolnshire). I speak from an area full of plastic, glory hunting fans, and trust me Newcastle are up there with Citeh, and Chelsea fans when it comes to the fans that other supporters dislike. Notice the similarity, citeh and Chelsea fans are arrogant think they are bigger and better than they are. I will be quite satisfied during this season of transition, that we finish mid table come May. Bearing in mind that you only just finished above us last season, and have made limited additions to your squad, yet you all think that you will be challenging at the top end of the league. hence my earlier post delusional delusional that's what you are and that's why as a group of fans you are disliked. Wake up and smell the coffee

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{Ed024's Note - Newcastle fans, like many, are a loyal bunch - Ashley has 'taken a lend' of their goodwill, the lack of transfer activity must be in part to him not releasing funds. I think many of the 'over the top' expectations posts cover a rising concern that if they continue where they left of last season - there really is no plan B.}

17 Aug 2013 11:25:20
2 0 win today me thinks jozy on 14 and 61mins true story FTM COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNN

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No, 0-1 loss.

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17 Aug 2013 10:59:59
Whoop, Whoop, it's back! Here we go again! Come on the lad's! SAFC till I die!!

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Think we could squeeze a win but it will be tough against Fulham

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17 Aug 2013 10:20:26
so newcastle fans saying they have top 6 side i'm slighlty confused they have exactly the same defenders as last season that let in almost 70 goals and finished up 16th in the league and they haven't improved the squad unlike everyone else in the league so how can they ever hope to improve and progress never mind top 6?

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We have a better back line than the one that came 5th. The problems last season were with the coaching and new players settling. All of which have been addressed.

5th 2 seasons ago, and a quarter final in Europe last season, not too bad if I do say so myself.

If it were not for a sloppy santon backpass we probably could have cracked on in the Europa League, especially considering we have been beating Chelsea regular over the last 2 seasons.

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{Ed024's Note - You cant pick the better bits out of an atrocious season and pretend its been okay because you finished 5th two seasons ago ......its not so much papering over the cracks, its like closing your eyes and hoping the cracks aren't there.}

We have beaten man city regularly over the last 2 years. Doesn't mean we had a title challenging team

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THE MAGS COMMENT IS A JOKE, you have addressed nothing in your team, you have spent nothing apart from loaning a striker who is crocked till mid sept then oct he has a court date! your defence was terrible last season and the comment about players settling in, they did and got found out quickly! your club is a joke SGB like your comment!

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17 Aug 2013 09:27:13
man utd Chelsea man city will fight it out for the league title arsenal or spurs if bale stays and Liverpool if they can put the ball in the net could fight it out for 4th if bale goes and Liverpool don't punish the sides like last season then I can see a few sides pushing them for the 5th 6th spot everton Swansea wba ourselves if the players gel quick enough the whu and Fulham even Southampton and Norwich could have season above expectations and I think villa could improve but that all depends on benteke if he can't repeat last years scoring then I can see them being in a relegation battle along with Cardiff hull palace and stoke but this is just my opinion lads and remember no one is to good to go down.

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Ourselves? You a Mag?

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{Ed024's Note - I think your the only Mag on the Sunderland page}