Sunderland Banter Archive July 01 2013
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01 Jul 2013 20:49:35
Dream team for next season
Zoet (5 mil), Perzuzi? (5mil), Orban (3 mil) Diakite, O'Shea, Duncan (8 mil) Cabral, Johnson, Rose, Hernandez (8 mil) Fletcher
Westwood, Colback, Robergee, N'Doaye, Karlson (Danny Rose may not be a left winger) Wickham, Guidetti
Any suggestions on this ed? {Ed024's Note - I think Hernadez will stay at Palermo and Rose may end up on merseyside. Peruzzi seems to be getting closer and I think PDC will push the boat out for Duncan.}
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If Baines goes to Manchester United I can see Everton going after Rose!
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I think it's either us of spurs for Rose
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Agree with second poster (not that I want to)
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01 Jul 2013 20:55:49
Ed do you think we`'ll get zartate and rose and Duncan? Which striker you think we will sign? {Ed024's Note - Striker - Altidore or Hooper most likely. Zarate - I think he's a bit of a last resort, Rose is possible but Spurs will try to get a bidding war going for him. On Duncan I think it depends if we match Milan's valuation - which we havent yet.}
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01 Jul 2013 19:42:58
Geordie here in peace. Kind of.
Seems you never learn signing rejects no one wants. Unlike the mighty toon who are always interested in quality big names.
We will be challenging for top 6 you will be bottom 6.
Your club is amateur from top to bottom. Small time. Small club mentality. Happy to just exist unlike us who try to compete.
Your club is a last resort and stepping stone. Most players that join you live in newcastle and say sunderland yeah near newcastle.
Newcastle are a club you aim to emulate we are in the top ten clubs worldwide. We have a fan base in the uk of ten million and three hundred million worldwide. Everywhere you go you see toon tops in the uk abroad we wear them with pride.
We will sign Pea etc worldclass players.
We have a chance of winning the league outside chance but we are big enough too.
Your a mickey mouse club with no fans.
MAGPIE AND PEAS. {Ed024's Note - If you truly believe all that, then unless there is a huge change in the way your club is run prepare for disappointment- top 6, chance of winning the league - i don't even need to comment}
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Haha the crazy mugpie and beans is back on seriously is this guy been let out on day release or something? look in the mirror mate and have a long hard word for with yourself as you are seriously making your lot look worse than they already are! I bet Your JESMOND GEORDIE just with a different name!
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Some fella that Mapie and Peas. Do you think he could be Jesmond Geordies brother?
Wonder if he's googled Aron Gomy yet.
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They must of upped the % of alcohol in the brown ale.
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Is this guy on day release from the nut house lol!
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Really hope this guy is a mackem ( if so lol ). 300 million worldwide? 1 in 22 ish people on the planet is a toon supporter? If they all had a top that would make you the richest sports club by a country mile!
Liono74
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That nutta jesmond geordie has changed his name surely there couldn't be two a##eholes
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Bahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, you Geordies and your wonga bucket club just get funnier and dimmer by the second, top ten clubs in the world! Winning the league! No words can describe how deluded you lot are!
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If it's peace you seek, you came to the wrong neighbourhood
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Typical head in the clouds skunk. 10 million fans in the uk (hated outside Newcastle). Have a chance of winning the league, don't make me laugh!
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Lol this fool needs to stop smoking wacky backy. these world class signings ince and bony where are they now? Swansea lol or did u not want them anyway lol. your world class horse punchers I'll give u that ;-)top 10 clubs world wide huh? Is that nightclubs u like to smash when this "amateur" club destroyed you in your own back yard?. beansafc
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I just laughed so hard, my beer came out me nose. Proper funny.
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Rejects? Time will tell.
You will not challenge top 6 although I think both clubs have a chance of 8-12th.
Our club is small time?Our academy of light has the highest status possible category one status newcastles hasn't that's not small time. Our stadium holds concerts of the biggest names in the music industry that's not small time. We are a major business and growing in Africa and beyond.
We are one of the most forward thinking, ambitious, business minded professional clubs in world football and growing.
You claim you have a fanbase of 10 million in the UK so that means 1 in 6 people in the UK support Newcastle haha I don't think so.
You claim 300 million worldwide fans? Are you crazy, you certainly don't have your maths GCSE.
Your one of the top 10 clubs worldwide? I can name over 50 clubs worldwide bigger than you.
You see newcastle tops everywhere? Yeah because its the only clothes you have, bet you wear them for weddings and going to court when you punch horses etc. Your fans have no class.
You have an outside chance of winning the league lol not even worth a response.
Lastly we have no fans, well an average home attendance of over 40 thousand would argue otherwise.
Magpie and peas you have posted before showing allegiance to jesmond geordie so need I say more.
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Does this post deserve a reply? Utter garbage, something a spitefull child would write. Maybe the peas filling you too full of wind, my smelly friend. HAHA ludicrous!
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Oh,. YOU,
MAGPIE AND PEAS, I thought you grew up a little and started to see sense, but I guess I was wrong, looks like your back on the fizzy pop
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Lol you overrate your club so much just remember 0-3 you Geordie person
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Same kid, just changed his name.
God help us, the school holidays are not far off.
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This is just the funniest thing I've seen from a Mag in a long time. "We are challenging" Challenging for what exactly? Less percentage from Wonga? Stupidest post I've ever read in my life. I hope to God you are actually a Mackem that's taking the piss.
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We will see mackems.
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Magpie and peas, that's what Di Canio ate at Sid James's last season haha
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I`ve just laughed so much a little bit of wee came out. Deluded skunk FTM
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01 Jul 2013 16:28:09
SAFC website has confirmed three of the bosman signings today so does anyone know why Ba has not been confirmed as well?
Apart from that exciting times awaiting other confirmed signings. If we sign 2% of the players we are linked with we will have a large squad this season :-)
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01 Jul 2013 16:14:58
following on from channel 4's program 'the man with the 10 stone testicles', next week's episode is about mike ashley's mother 'the woman with the 20 stone person'
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01 Jul 2013 10:58:39
Just spotted this on the Geordie banter site.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MACKEM IN MILAN?
Reports from the Capitol of Lambardy suggest that the Piazza del Duomo is positively crawling with them his morning as club representatives attempt to finalise deals to bring a host of Inter Milan players to Wearside.
Meanwhile Newcastle's wait for a close season transfer breakthrough looks set to go on a little longer. Reports this weekend placed Director of Football Joe Kinnear in the west coast Welsh sea-side town of Aberystwyth - eating fish and chips and playing slot machines in the sea front arcades.
Club officials refused to comment on suggestions that the purpose of this trip was to cast an eye over promising Aberystwyth Town centre forward Aron Gomy.
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01 Jul 2013 10:47:18
Things starting to move. Going to be an interesting few days I think!
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Going to be an interesting few months!
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Hopefully well have a complete new team by the end of the week!
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01 Jul 2013 10:44:34
7 million for Alfie Duncan or 8 million for Callum Mcmanaman absolute no-brainer get him signed Mr De-Fanti.
Chris33
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If you had that kind of money you would not be signing freebies.
You will not buy any players over the 2 million mark. {Ed024's Note - Obviously quiet on the Newcastle page.}
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It's funny how they think we've got nowt to spend and they have +30m to spend
They've got it the wrong way round, if they think this is what's going to happen, their summer will be terrible
KINNEAR said he wants James Tomkins and Darrent Bent, that's it, just over 10m
Whilst we are linked with so many players which are around 10m EACH
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I think you will find we do have money in fact our owner is a billionaire has his money in his bank account, ashleys money is on paper not in his account, most of the players we have already signed cost next to nowt, to make the squad bigger, worry about how much you will spend, probs about 10 mil tops to go with the s### french players you bought, and what you going to do when cabab goes and tiote goes they won't be replaced.
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Ive been told that carlton cole could be signing for Newcastle if they can get him to lower his wages. bent has been asked to reduce his wages also as Newcastle don't want to pay 6 t 7 mill for him and give him big wages so they have turned to cole can't see him lowering his wages. Ashley will struggle to attract anyone if he won't pay the wages
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Obviously its not Ed. Big difference in the players we can attract than sunderland can {Ed024's Note - I couldn't agree more !!!}
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You seen to know a lot about who Newcastle are buying and selling. Shame you don't know the same about your own club. Out of the players you link yourselves with non of them are costing 10 million. Need to keep of football manager some of you.
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No point wasting money.
You pay Wes Brown 70k a week.
That would probably pay the wages of Cabaye & Ben Arfa put together.
Nothing wrong with being shrewd.
We don't have to overspend because players want to join our club. {Ed024's Note - With Kinnear - are you sure ?}
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01 Jul 2013 00:49:34
We need to get rid of brown, he's on 70k a week!
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Yes get rid but only AJ is on more than 50k a week!
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I think they might pay his contract up.
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