Sunderland Banter Archive June 27 2011

 

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27 Jun 2011 23:05:55
Noticed how sunderland always go for players nufc want jermaine lens, n'zogbia, and safc couldnt afford tiote

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Odd isn't it? LOL you mags have no money let the NE top dogs carry on with our buying and selling eh? Our stock will be high this season , relegation for the mags next season

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What buying would that be?

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Who you "bought"?

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Just look at SSN you geordie clowns, read it and weep NE Top Dogs, woof woof toon doon yer loons out of the Prem for Newshambles U-nunited, yer getting rid of yer better players preparing for the drop

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27 Jun 2011 21:29:09
saw gyan and tiote together in newcastle casino on friday read into it what yous will
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ha that's funny because Gyan has being speaking to all his fans via twitter from Ghana since last week

Go back to your cardboard box you pathetic a******e

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Tiote isn't good enough to warm our bench

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Ha h hes better than all your midfielders put together

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Thats why chelsea enquired about tiote in january you muppet smb

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Must of jumped on a plane straight after he left aspers then and im a sunderland supporter

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Isn't good enough? lmao. Who do you have that is better? Cattermole?

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Tiote was amongst the top midfielders in the country last season yet you say he isn't good enough Get real lad The boy is class and everyone on ere knows it Safc havent got a chance of getting him and he just signed a new 6 year contract so alls well

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Tiote a top midfielder? One goal in 26 appearances speaks volumes. . he scored less than Bardsley who's a full back You can keep him, he's crap.

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Ha , We had a midfielder who scored MORE premier goals than your super striker Gyan , who by the way would be behind Ameobi, Best, Ranger and Lovenkrands in our squad so PLEASE STOP saying we are looking at him SMB SMB

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If you think that all midfielders have to score goals then you know absolutely nothing about football. Seriously, do you not know what a defensive midfielder is? How many did Malbranque score this season? How many did Cattermole score? How many did Sessegnon score?

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Don't forget his 14 yellow cards and he should have had more red cards, he is worse a dirtier player than cattermole and I never thought I would see someone is worse at getting cards. Tiote is sh*te and will be off to a better club this transfer window just liek your other better players. fancy selling your top scorer twice in 1 season, Carroll then Nolan. ha Toon ganging Doon SGBS

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WHO WAS YOUR MIDFIELDER NOLAN?? ha where is he now at a better club in West Ham. good move eh selling your top scorer?? SGB

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"He's s**te and will be off to a better club". Yeah, because that makes a lot of sense, doesn't it?

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Yeah better club who will get his potential out of him, any other team in the top 3 divisions are better than you, fancy getting beat off Stevenage 3-1 ha

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"s**te but at a better club"? Like henderson perhaps or Gyan to spurs or how about bent to villa Stats show how good he was last season. Your making us all laugh at you Even other smb will point and laugh at you in the street

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Fancy getting beat off a team as bad as us 5-1 Put your brain in gear before you speak man Stevenage beat us we so bad i Know but also know we owned you lot

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27 Jun 2011 21:14:31
27 Jun 2011 20:45:49
bruce been offered tiote but not sure how fans will take it getting some one from the enemy to help them out with money problems
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You need to get out more If you left the house now and again you may even find yourself at the stadium of s**te, which would be good, as they are always begging people to turn up there.
Have you got a spare 30 million, and champions league football? No, then he would never play for you clowns.

Col

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Tiote worth more than the whole S M B team

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Keep dreaming Tiote 30m try 10m tops, he is a dirty player and is sh*te.SGB SGB

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If a club seriously wanted Tiote and NUFC made him available then the bidding would prob start at around 15 million and im a sunderland supporter Id take him tomorrow

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27 Jun 2011 19:59:20
will all the sgb get off this site. nothing must be happening on theirs

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Ffs you Mackems post on the Newcastle site just as much. Get a grip, its called a "Sunderland banter page" not an "Only Sunderland fans allowed to post" page. What are you gonna do, banter amongst yourselves about how good Dong is?

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Like it never a true word

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I love going on sgb rumours what a laugh ye get with all the big transfer links and bantering about how s**te they are

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Boo Hoo, is someone playing with your toys. . . . .grow up, or grow some will you.
The idea is to have 'banter' with other fans. If you have no 'banter' (which you clearly don't), then don't bother reading the posts in case it upsets you.

Col

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Exactly. sunderland banter page. get off sgb

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Let's have some 'banter' about Sunderland then.
I think Sunderland will definately finish in the top 3 with all the brilliant players Bruce is signing. We already have a better squad than Man U. Our fans are the best, and we always fill the ground. We will definately stay in the top flight for the next 100 years, as we don't have a reputation as a yo-yo club. Also Bent, and Henderson were our worst players last year.

Col

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What banter are makems going to have with one another you smb

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Mags won't be on this banter page when they get relegated. . . .AGAIN

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Once in 17 years, sunderland 3-4 times in that time so wen u were playing championship football we were challenging for the prem title ha ha us get relegated again for the second time safc for the 6th time 5-1

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How comes nufc get relegated once from prem safc get relegated 6 times and had the lowest points ever in a season until derby pipped then and they are known as a yo yo club and they keep saying we getting relegated

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Because to them, us getting relegated was a big deal since it was the first time in 16 years. But them getting relegated has become so common and mundane it isn't even worth the mention any more, its just like "Oh. Sunderland got relegated again? Oh well, nothing out of the ordinary there. ."

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Live in the now lads SAFC are the top dogs now, this is going to be a big season for SAFC , can see the Mags going down, your team is weaker than last season, the dressing room twitters are fed up, you are losing all your top players, your doon TOON this season bet yer house on it

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I notice your team as sighned some class players like you, ve lost your best strikers wickam returned benty gone henderson gone and cattermole be suspended or injured.

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On top of that the only thing good going for you is geordie bruce and he will be sacked by xmas no spouting, no banter, no lies, SAFC will struggle again this year we will progress and you can keep your 1 point advantage if your that proud of it

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Lets all have some banter about sunderland col about the best young player in england having amedical tomorrow , about another target of yours coming to have talks with us tomorrow {gardner ) about the brighest prospect in asian football signing for us tomorrow oh the future is looking bright col

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Firstly we were never after Gardner (paper talk), and IF Wickham signs for you, it will be because no other club was stupid enough to pay the amount you lot are willing to on an unproven 18 year old who has never set foot onto a premier league pitch. Whilst i think he will be a good player, there have been examples of highly rated 18 year olds not developing. However, usually they haven't been bought for 13million.

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No doubt hes one 4 the future and maybe top 4 or 5 teams want 2 improve their team now . they are all fighting 4 champions league so maybe they were not willing to pay 13mill 4 a player who will do nothing 2 help them get there so if he can do a good job 4 sunderland 4 a few seasons maybe we cud then sell him to one of the top 4 four about 40mill good business 2 me

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27 Jun 2011 18:39:38
safc team for next season

GK.K.Westwood

RB.P.Bardsley
CB.T.Bramble
CB.K.Richardsion
LB.A.Elmohamadey

RM.S.Larrson
CM.L.Cattermole
CM.C.Gardener
LM.C.N'zognia

ST.A.Gyan
ST.S.sessgion

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Since when does elmo play left back?

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Keiron Richardson a centre back? i always knew makems didn't have a clue about football.

Col

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Who is N'Zognia?

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Ye most succesfull manager over the last 50 years king kenny dalgliesh first played for celtic jock stein played him at centre half no reason why richardson couldn't play centre half his adaptable and could play anywhere

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You have just confirmed by every statement you have just made that you know nothing about football.

Col

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Kieren richardson could not play cb you nutter

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27 Jun 2011 18:12:25
27 Jun 2011 13:57:59
average attendance over the 2010-2011 season.

newcastle : 48,000 out of 52,000
sunderland :39,000 out of 38,000
says it all really

it says that 1000 fans have to sit on peoples knees

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They normally do, as the majority of 'fans' that turn up are kids with free tickets that need to be accompanied by an adult.

Col

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Werent sunderland begging people to go and watch you last season ha ha deluded or what oh and im a man u fan

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27 Jun 2011 16:20:58
average attendance over the 2010-2011 season.

newcastle : 48,000 out of 52,000
sunderland :39,000 out of 38,000
says it all realy
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really dude. . im not sure how your maths works but you can't have 1000 people more than your stadium can hold,

average attendance over the 2010-2011 season.

surely it should be:
newcastle : 48,000 out of 52,000
sunderland :39,000 out of 48,000
says it all realy

please check your figures before posting

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Thats rights mate makems can not add upp all i here about is the last 3 years they must of been asleep the last 16 years in and out the premiership.

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Just confirms how thick you are mate, this
was posted by geordie. stop living in the past. SGB

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Living in the past SMB you lot keeping posting you beat us for last 3 seasons is that not living in past to SMB

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And living off one result a 5-1 isn't, that is the only come back you muppets have. it's getting boring now, that result still didn't help you finish above us did it? Nope SGB

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Helped us be 3 points closer tho didn't it so then you really helped us snatch it all away from you live on your 1 point and we will live on our 5-1. not a problem. bit touchy arent we about that?

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27 Jun 2011 15:04:54
Scumderland have been targeted in a takeover coup. Gala Bingo want to buy the club to remove Tombola Bingo Halls from the shirts.as they are their rivals, Housey housey, and Brucie is NOT going for Nzog, Whicham etc as he has been on sky sports saying he is after loan signings cos he has wasted a lot of money already on crap and mr Short won't open purse strings, especially with Gala waiting in the wings Housey housey SMB SMB

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Yawn yawn is one of those loans from last season now being touted on screwcastles page as someone who they would like on loan if that player wellbeck goes out on loan there is only one place he will be going sol

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Doubt he will go on loan again this coming season but every team got equal opportunity to take him not just SAFC

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27 Jun 2011 14:49:11
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sunderland - - - - - - - Newcastle

rate of unemployment - - - 6.3 % - - - - - - - - 7.3%

consecutive seasons in Prem - - 4 - - - - - - - - 1

league titles - - - - - - - - - - - 6 - - - - - - - - - - 4

last trophy - - - - - - - - - - - - - 1973 - - - - - - 1955

consecutive years as laughing stock - 0 - - - - - - - 5

consecutive years of supporter unrest - 0 - - - - - - 5

record derby win - - - - - - - - - 9-1 - - - - - - nothing compares

record gate - - - - - - - - - - - - 75, 118 - - - - - nothing compares

record run in top flight- - - - 68 seasons - - - - - - nothing compares

top scorer - - - - - - - - - - - 227 all comps - - - - - 206 all comps

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I love the made up stats presented here. I'm guessing that you are amongst the supposed 6.3% unemployed makems due to you being able to find the time to put that together on a weekday, when most people are working.

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Best post ive seen on here for a long time helps me go to sleep better knowing sunderlands history is 1000 miles better than newcastle, get in

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And your prob the one who says history doesn't matter its what happens now that counts still your recent record (last 30 year) reads just as bad as ours so there can't really be any gloating can there?

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Really need to check your figures rate of unemployment for starts in sunderland is 19.4% and in newcastle area it is 18.6%.(direct gov website) plus all your other stats are going back years so how come the consecutive seasons stat is one year old? could that be because we have spent more years in the prem that you? numbers are alwyas best when they doctored

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As explained makems only see what they want and overpriced stadium with empty seats every time when M O D is on and over prised loans and pensioners from manu sure agent bruce getting a fergie back hander

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Yes but it is our stadium

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Did big mike not repay the loan which was activated once sir john hall sold his shares you divvy check the facts out before you post crap S O L is stuck in middle of nowhere man you lot still keep coal in the bathroom and horses in the bedroom

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I think you will find that u do not own the land that sid james park rests upon but the city council own it and you lease the area, the buildings may belong to the club however.

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Your point stated "at least we own our stadium" Back tracker Facts wrong. Town councils always own the ground that stadiums are built on Its called leasehold and it lasts 99 years as well as being written into everyones mortgage on houses too.

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Freehold
This means that you fully own the property. As a freeholder you will have full responsibility for the maintenance and repairs of the property.

Leasehold
This means that you own the property for as long as is specified in the lease; you are granted the right to live there by the freeholder. At the end of the lease the property again becomes the possession of the freeholder.

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27 Jun 2011 14:25:23
average attendance over the 2010-2011 season.

newcastle : 48,000 out of 52,000
sunderland :39,000 out of 38,000
says it all realy.

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Final League Position ; SAFC NUFC
2010-2011 10th Prem 12th Prem.
2009-2010 13th Prem 1st C'ship.
2008-2009 16th Prem 18th Relegated.

Says it all really

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Sunderlands average attendance was more than the stadium can hold? Weird. .

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Do you see 16th as an achievement like? Lmao.

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No one said that, if you have a brain the lad is trying to point out that the last 3 seasons we have been top dogs but common sense is something geordie's lack

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27 Jun 2011 14:22:20
nufc were 3rd highest in premiership behing arsenal and manu SMB, S where 7th and guess what we where not posting letters to every school in northeast to give free tickets away and trying to drum up more fans and quinny was unhappy on the legends one night because of falling attendences. .

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27 Jun 2011 14:16:02
it does say it all we have 10.000 fans more than you. .are you really telling me nial quinn had a go at the supporters over 1000 people not turning up reality check you where doing 33.000 and quinny was not happy its a fact

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Thats cos yous are all tied into 3 year deal yous cudnt even give them away in my local last season

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27 Jun 2011 14:04:42
Steve Bruce to appoint Tonto as his new assistant. This is due to his new recruitment policy as the Loan Arranger.

Col

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Pull that one out of ye xmas cracker sgb

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