Sunderland Banter Archive July 28 2011

28 Jul 2011 23:44:08
noticed some of my fellow mags can't take the banter to well but i want to ask yous lads something.
krul
simpson
s.taylor
collocini
enrique (up to now)
cabaye
tiote
barton
jonas
ameobi
ba
now that's my team for derby day. i also think that the toon have more technically gifted players but i don't no if they can perform as a team as of yet . same goes for yous lot which should make the derby intersting. atm i can see sunderland being more of a team but i don't no why. tbh ive had one 2 many and typed to much but all i want to no really is. . .Will these be the most exciting derby games this season cos i very much think so. agree or disagree tell me why

Yeah i think both teams can expect decent things this season both teams need 1 new striker tho i have no idea what to expect on the 20th august anyone who does is either guessing or lieing.

The only change i would make to that team is maybe best over shola he did start to come good last season til injurys upset his season so could be one to watch this year and think he more dangerous than shola

3 0 sunderland against that team mate as think ye will struggle this year to score goals just not replaced the lads who got goals last year. but 3 weeks to go and ye could have another player or 2 but trying to be honest and that team will be playing in bottom 6 all season. hope ye not hurt ye feelings but thats my opinion. one gary rowell

I think best should start cos ameobi always seem to score against us and i want a clean sheet, 2-0

The person who said about Best over Ameobi is forgetting that no matter how badly NUFC play Ameobi always scores against Sunderlnd. I think Nolan is a massive loss for the mags as there top scorer last season. Look at the run we went on when we lost our top scorer last season. Hopefully the derby will be a good one

Only one decent defender Coll as can't see Enrique being there. Midfield looks ok but will Barton be there?will cabaye be up to speed? also not many goals in there. Attack Ba scored a few but not much else in squad. If you relay on untested youth you will struggle. Fancy our chances very much Sess to score.
FTM

If there is one team you can guarantee Shola will score against, its Sunderland ha . He could have an awful season and I'd still start him against the Mackems.

You all talk about Sessegnon.. He was abysmal last season so you can't even predict how well he will do this year. Regardless of the "he was settling in" excuse.

Taylor is a decent defender, and so is Simpson. Why would Barton not be here? Nobody is coming in for him and he seems intent on staying.

Also you talk about Cabaya not being up to speed, you have to consider your own team, 9 new players. Have they gelled yet? This game is going to be wide open imo.

I reckon it will be honours to the toon this year again Only nolan and carroll gone since last gave you a hiding and think the new lads already showing they playing ok and getting up to speed unlike a couple of your lads who just not turning up Also brown probably wont make 2nd game as still injured so that gives best, ameobi, ba etc even more space to exploit and get goal chances sess couldnt score in blackpool on a saturday nite We wont be in bottom 6 all season but you can keep saying it cos its all just premonition stuff You got a harder time trying to bed 9 new players in so good luck ha h

If i was a mag god forbid then i would take it on the chin and admit we have lost our 2 best players and goalscorers have replaced them with poor players sunderland have improved there squad by bringing in experiance so there is only one way the result will go 3 0 sunderland and a season of despair for the toon who look doomed for the drop.

Good god some of you mackems are just too ignorant for words. I give up trying to talk sense to you.

You are totally deluded if you think you have replaced Nolan and Carrol. Add the fact that it looks like you are about to lose Enrique.
Barton must be really happy with his treatment, is he going to give 100% ?
Me thinks you are putting on a brave face or just in denial.

Who the fleck said sessegnon was abysmal last season? you sir havnt got a clue what you talking about

Marveaux will play instead of jonas guaranteed

Why don't you point out exactly what Sessegnon did last season that was so impressive then? Games I watched he was totally anonymous.

No, we haven't replaced Nolan or Carroll. But we have Ba who proved he can score goals so long as he stays fit.

And you should check out Bartons preseason performances, he has definitely given 100%.

Enrique may or may not go.. Nobody can say for certain since he doesn't have the balls to put in a transfer request and would rather play silly games saying he's being "sold".

Nolan was anything but irreplaceable, and Cabaye, Marveaux and Abeid are not "poor players".

28 Jul 2011 18:11:08
anybody got a decent source who jnows anything about defoe? i thought he wanted to stay in london but lots of speculation around. what do you think ed {Ed001's Note - I don't have a clue sorry.}

He wont go to a team not in london

28 Jul 2011 13:07:54
westwood
o, shea brown bramble bardsley

cattermole vaughan

larrson richardson
sessegnon

gyan

my starting 11 v liverpool at the moment however ive a feeling we could have another 2/3 players by then

Ha ha. . if that's your best shot bring on the derby day. . .HAWAY THE TOON

I think
Mignolet,
Elmo, Brown, Bramble, Bardo or O'shea
Larsson Cattermole Gardner Vaughan
Sessegnon
Gyan
Thats at the moment but we should have a new left winger and striker coming in before that game hopefully. HA'WAY IS MACKEM TALK NOW HO'WAY IS GEORDIE what a prast you areSGB

Mignolet
brown oshea bramble bardsley
elmo gardner malbranqe larsson
sessegnon
gyan

unless we sign another striker before then

Come on then cartoon army whats the mags starting 11 for the derby then lets have a laugh

Ha ha. . . still not not bothered. . put what ever team you've got there still 2nd rate. . . .never said howay in my life. .HAWAY THE TOON. . howay???smbs

Team for the Derby, Westwood Elmo, , Bardsley, Brown, Turner, Bramble, O Shea, Ferdinand, Cattermolegardner, Gyan, in a 7-2-1 formation. Brucie says We don't want to get humiliated like we did TWICE last year off the Toon.

We shall see

Ferdinand I don't think will be a regular 1st team choice .

Mignolet, Brown, Turner, Bramble, O'Shea, Larsson, Cattermole, Gardner, Richardson, Sess, Gyan

28 Jul 2011 01:15:23
ONLY a mad bid would get sb sell GYAN, the bloke scored for fun in the games has played and that's b4 he gets used to the pace ov the prem. considering we paid £13 million for him WHY would we sell him for £10 mill???. the SGB who posted this couldnt say the geordie scum put a £40million bid in for gyan, cos ashley aint even got £40 in his pocket. FTM

10 goals isn't scoring for fun.

10 Goals, WOW WOW WOW, Brilliant, Fantastic Yippppeeeee. He has to be worth at least 5m

Some players score more than that in cups Ameobi gets that most years so that puts him on par with your superman Your in trouble then lol

Didnt Carroll get sold for 35m even though he scored 10 goals? so think you mean Gyan must be worth 35m then ha answer that one SGB

English players always high priced. scored 10 in 3 month then got injured. gyan 10 in whole season and once bents assists wnet he got maybe 3 so kinda stacks up Check out player values and you will see the premiership league values gyan at 13 million so problem solved and point made Plus there is only you lot who value him the same level as tevez and co

Carroll getting sold for £35m doesn't mean he was WORTH £35m does it you dumb s**t?

But Carroll is a better all-round player than Gyan.

Funny seems thougH we payed 13.2m for him, if we were to sell it would be at least 30m+. Carroll may be better than him in a few years but at the moment think Gyan just edges it

2 totally differant players Only similarities are they score goals but as for who the best goal scorer then that has to be carroll As for who worth the most then that has to be carroll too or gyan would have cost 35 mill too and as for who scored the most goals then again that is carroll.All true facts to be read

No you wouldn't get £30m+ for him though.. How would you? He didn't shine last season, he was decent, but no better than most other strikers and worse than a lot. He did nothing to increase his value.

The reasons Carroll cost so much were:

1) English players are always overpriced.
2) He's young and a hot prospect, especially by getting 11 goals in half a season.
3) Liverpool were panic buying and had to get their man.
4) Fair play rules come in soon and Liverpool are going crazy whilst they still can.
5) Players always cost more in January.

His pricetag was totally screwed up and there is no way he's worth that, and neither is Gyan. Carrolls price can't be used as a benchmark for every player.

28 Jul 2011 00:56:25
mike ashley has stopped selling NUFC shirts in his shops as no 1 from the carTOON army is buying them. he has however ordered extra stocks of SUNDERLAND shirts lol. FTM

I was in Sports Direct the other day and the guy told me that the 10 Sunderland shirts on display for sale were the original 10 they ordered in. Said soon enough they were coming down to be used as dust rags as that's all they're good for much like the club itself. .

Terrible comeback, back to the drawing board SGB

Well. On the plus side it couldn't be any worse than the original "joke". Back to the colouring books, SMB.

Wont and don't shop in sports direct Its all cheap like lonsdale and everlast The 10 shirts that's in there of SAFC will be there forever cos they cheaper and nastier than a lonsdale hoodie

Basically the reason SAFC shirts don't move out of Sports Direct is simple.
Why should we line the pockets of the Newcastle United owner when if we buy from SAFC outlets it benefits OUR club and not NUFC.

Could be but i think its cos its too up market for you lot unless you getting another lonsdale shell suit