Sunderland Banter Archive August 05 2011

 

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05 Aug 2011 23:07:30
You Mackems are all ifs, buts and maybes.

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As is every one pre season person head

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Lmfao, Ifs, buts and maybes? What are the nine signings Mike Ashley is making. Lets see:
1. A personal reference for Denis Wise
2. An autographed Sunderland Shirt
3. Joey Bartons P45
4. A sponsorship deal naming SJP "Mikes Gaff"?
5. A sale contract for NUFC?
6. A super-injunction gagging fans next?
7. Court release forms for the odd player?
8. Alan Pardews £5m transfer budget?
9. A cheque for a "how to tell beer from lemonade awareness" course?

Just some "ifs buts and maybe" signings of his, of course. FTM

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Person head? Good one.

I'm talking all of you "MAYBE Coloccini is leaving", MAYBE you will get relegated, IF Jose leaves, BUT Wickham is only 19 thats why he was so poor in the Championship. IF we had a proper manager and not a person with a fat nose.

You know, that stuff. And the morong who posted that second reply, it doesn't make sense in this context, I know you were just DYING to post that joke, but better luck next time.

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Mike's gaff ha awesome, youve just made my morning ha FTM

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05 Aug 2011 22:49:33
James mcclean young irish winger on way to sol. Mr bruce is trying to get SWP on loan or on the cheap. I still think theres one big singing in the pipeline if we look at the facts. Ghan was signed after mr bruce said there was to be no more signings. He also said we would sign one or two big names near the end of the window. He has gave the squad depth and abit more class now he is looking for them 2 big names and keeping his cards close to his chest. And dont you think its weird that D.Forlan is said to be in such demand but still hasnt signed for anyone? I think mr bruce is happy to pay the 10mil asking price for him that noone else is and its clearing up deadwood to pay his 70k a week wage he wants. And as soon as he has it forlan will be our PROVEN striker to get us to a top 6 finish. And with the 3 mentioned to leave the sol that clears up 120k wages 70k for forlan 50k left for the last summer signing. Watch this space

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Not a chance in hell forlan will come to sol bigger clubs than us who can pay him 100k wages after him would love to see it though

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05 Aug 2011 22:20:49
Deluded Spurs fan... Is this knowledge of the Premiership's mid table positions based on the fact that thats where you'll always find yourselves.
Dont come on here giving it the big one because you managed to scrape fourth place two seasons ago.
You've always occupied the second tier of the Prem & always will. The only attraction Spurs have over Northeast sides is there geographical location. Could you fill 40k/50k+ stadiums during a relegation battle or a season in the championship? I think not. If it wasnt for Arry you'd be in the championship now Probably being watched by 20K fans all riddled with Cockney.

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Spurs are now and will be a top 6 team for a while imo.

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Riddled with cockney LMAO , Ive just had to explain the sketch referance to my Mrs, LOL , Very good

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05 Aug 2011 22:08:47
SWP to turn down SAFC in favour of staying in the west with either bolton or stoke Thats the talk in manchester where he has laid down ties

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He commin g my little barcode friend, be afraid , be very afraid, HA HA HA ( errr devilish laugh, you get the picture)

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05 Aug 2011 21:50:20
no swp weve just signed a irish winger from derry his name is mclean.come on sb get your finger out id rather seen obertan at sol

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05 Aug 2011 18:00:51
spurs fan here, i was scrolling down the rumour bar to go on spurs rumours and i accidentily clicked on sunderland rumours and i decided to scroll down a b bit and sorry but HOW DELUDED?? you's think u can finish 7th ha you bought a load of average, old players you'd be lucky to finish 9th

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Who u bought?

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Because spurs are signings loads of top players right

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Sunderland have bought old players?Spuds have bought one player friedel 90 years old ain't he.Modric wants away.Bar the white van man der vaart,lennon your crap.your strikers are crap.

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1 lucky season for spuds and he's on his high horse, must have had a glass of shandy

Dames

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Whoa Hold the bus here
We all know that Spurs are a decent club but have a soft underbelly however they belong to the group of teams along with Everton and Villa to which we aim to break into.That doesn't mean Mr Spurs fan that we must doff our caps to you.At this moment you do hold an obvious attraction over us when it comes to signing players however to totally dismiss our club and others like us is both naive and could come back to haunt you.

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Have a go all you want but spurs are a bigger better side than SAFC Cant have any bones about that Even if it had been a man utd supporter who said this statement you all would have said the same Plus the spurs guy right

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If their strikers are crap, why have you Mackems been banging on about wanting to sign Pav, Defoe and Crouch?

Spurs have plenty of good players, VDV, Pav, Kranjcar, Bale, Modric, King, Palacios, Huddlestone etc...

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Yeah they that good nobody wants to buy them maybe defoe worth buying but crouch? nah kranjcar? nope. king?who wants a walking sick note

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Expect Modric to go and Van Der Vart and Bale to go if you don't do anything next season, defoe and Crouch and Pav are getting on, they all decent strikers but not what they were, "Rugface" your manager is a w*nker and Levy your chairman is a greedy t*sser who needs a slap and is also one of the most disrespected chairman in the premiership. Good look giving your players £100,000 a week, it will just put you in debt. 7th is a realistic target for sunderland, don't forget last season we were 6th for the 1st part of it, then got those injuries and didn't even have fit strikers to call upon. Arrogance of you is so sad, never really had a problem with spurs fans but you always get one person thinking he is class. Now try talking sense

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If you think Kranjcar isn't a good player then you really know f*** all. He is wasted at Spurs and can't get into the Squad because Bale was in form and hyped up, and so was Modric.

Look how many times he scores when he comes on. Great passer, good at set peices, hell of a shot, plenty of ability on the ball. Better than any of your midfielders by a country mile. Sessegnon being the only possible exception.

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SAFC fans never wanted crouche, not for the fee arry wanted anyway, hes 30 year old and at best I see him as player to bring on in the last ten minutes of a game....... How many full games will will he start and finnish for spurs this season I wonder????

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Kranjcar is decent and will come to sunderland before the derby

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05 Aug 2011 14:23:02
Should brucie song arca, would be great cover for left midfield.

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He can song arca as much as he wants. Is arca a pop record he will song? SMB SMB

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05 Aug 2011 08:01:10
04 Aug 2011 17:16:16
elejero elia to sunderland
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No chance in hell.

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Who is he like?

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