Sunderland Banter Archive April 07 2012

07 Apr 2012 17:55:42
Another poor crowd for our low to middle table neighbours, why not ground share with Boro?

Catts is a fantastic tackler, a little late sometimes, but a great tackler all the same.

No he isn't. I can't remember the last time he made a great tackle. We need players who can get on the ball abd create chances no players like him who run round like a headless chicken for 90 minutes kicking people.

I thought catts played well, he works hard for the team and always gives it his all, under O'neill his tackling has been miles better. under bruce he always was too late

Catts is a defensive midfielder, protects the defence, gardner is the one who should be creating more but coz of injuries he keeps getting sent to right back in a game

Would this be the gardner who you thought every one wanted but he chose safc i think he,s pants tbh..think you need 11 bardsleys mate now he,s a good honest player...toon fan

Catts was man of the match at Newcastle under MON he is a different player. Yes he got sent off, but that is the way it is. He scares the **** out of opposing players and winds them up constantly. He must be a right handful to play against! No wonder he is captain, he is the sort of captain any team would want!

Not to mention catts has a knee injury and has decided to play on with it, he has been taken off the last 2 games with it but it shows what a good captain and player he is, he will play through the pain barrier and not get stretchered off with cramp like one SGB player I know

Cattermole is one of our best players and we are now seeing the best of him his tackling is as good as anyone in the league he only needs to tighten up on his passing as he does give the ball away a few times in the game can only improve under mon

07 Apr 2012 17:27:59
The table right now is
4th Spurs 58pts +20
5th Chelsea 56pts +18
6th Newcastle 56pts 0
In my eyes Newcastle arnt going anywhere so after match 38 Newcastle wont have achived anything diffrent to what we have this season apart from finishing slighlty above us no champions leauge, no europa leauge, no major trophy and counting for 60+ years cant wait for next season when they loose there so called top players (Ba Coloccini Krul and Tiote) to teams that play champions leauge football.
Still happy days at sunderland under O O O O O'Neill to come :)

Their goal difference is +6 but they won't get champs league or 5th in my eyes and if everton win the FA Cup semi at liverpool it just means they finish ahead of us which probably was going to happen after our start under bruce. but who cares about them its a Sunderland Site!HA'WAY THE LADS!!

Thats a stretch you SMB.
always in our shadow

Aye - 6th in the Premier League might not get us into Europe, but when was the last time you finished 6th? Oh sorry!

If you don't care about the toon stop writing posts about them

A slightly better season?? 2nd season back and already put you back in our shadow. We are challenging for a CL spot at this stage of the season. Your season ended in March. Must be hard to try and imagine ways of putting us top dogs down. SMB.

Anyone think these deluded cartoon comments are on repeat at the moment, getting rather boring now

Getting boring? what is boring is your constant rants on form tables, which has now gone quiet, your constant spit of how you will top dogs next season and we will be relegated when our players leave. Fact is when teams get into Europe whatever competition its makes players stay and encourages other players of similar ability wanting to join. Now ask yourself this in your mid table position why would your only good player Sess want to stay and who can you attract?? What do you offer? I would be more worried about your close season than ours. SMB.

In your eyes? Best get down to specsavers and change those jam jars. Leaving you in the shadow again.

You best get down to specsavers allright geordie as since when have you qualified for europe? is the season over now? jumping the gun and it will come back to haunt you when you miss out

No our season isn't over, but your is. You must be praying we don't get into Europe. But we are in the driving seat. If Results go our way we will be 4th come Monday night. SMB.

Totally different if you lot was 6th and we where trailing you,s...if i remember we where getting relegated cabaye would struggle and we had no money to spend...brown and oshea was going to show the premier league how to defend(as if fergie would sell if they where any good)and gardner and larson where going to be top class and you,s where going into europe...TBH what a load of crap how many smb,s would of guessed cabaye is one of the best midfielders at the moment ...and we are the most talked about team due to how well we have done yehhhhhhh smb

Sorry but O'shea,Brown have been solid defenders when they have played, larsson has scored goals and plays well most games, gardner works his socks off most games and has had to fill in at right back alot and has done brilliant there. you can;t knock any of them four players SGB, cabaye is a dirty player, one of the best?? too much brown ale you fool!

An original from a sunderland fan and i can see how he wrote this as he must be sick of all the s**te put on here by our deluded neighbours but wish waited till season finished as comments about the deluded ones sometimes come back to bite you

07 Apr 2012 15:16:51
More empty seats today! What happened to the nearly capacity fair weather fans at the Everton game. Worst supporters in football. Saying that I would hate to pay to watch that style of football. Set up for a draw at home. O Neil still the God you think he is.

At least we didn't get beat 5-0 off spurs!! one more point than we got last season against them at home

On tele :) cant wait for next season you wont be the team you are this season
Ba Krul Coloccini Simpson and Tiote will all have gone next year you will finish 11th and we will be top 6

That's y you get called deluded. Enough said

Krul colo long term contracts Simpson might go ba loves it here with the toon tiote turned Chelsea down twice can't see him going.

Cheers for the 4 points. SMB. Why will you be top 6? You attract old blokes and judging by january things ain't going to change anytime soon. Club in decline.

I love how you think all our players are leaving. Why?? All just signed new deals and making no noise about leaving. Must be gutting that you can't attract players like that. Or is it that your best player gets loaned out to the sand pit in UAE and Sess is off to PSG. Relegation for you next season. SMB.

If Newcastle dont get into Europe, never mind C.L. I can see players leaving to join a bigger club.
There is no doubt you have done very well this season, mainly due to the fact that you have two excellent strikers ( yes, I am jealous ). However, if they do leave in the summer, most of the rest of the squad is mediocre. What are the chances of finding replacements that are half as good?

Jee4z.

Our best player what Gyan? haha, loaned out for 6m and probs will get sold for 15-20m in the summer, another geordie on drugs, sess left PSG you clown and even went on strike to get a move to us, Tiote is off to Chelsea, Krul and Colocini to Arsenal, Cabaye to Man Utd and Ben Arfa I think could get snapped up by one of the top 5 or a big european club, Krul and Colocini got new contracts so Ashley will get more money for them

You must be an agent to tell us were our top players are going. Which one is it, do we have mediocre players or top class players as Man u, Arsenal and Chelsea dont sign anything but the best. Poor bitter Mackem. 15/20 million for some who builds sand castle. You are the most deluded fans ever.

Yes 15-20m for him as he is the top scorer in that league, think he has 16 goals for them now, so yes 15-20m for him, but I've heard he may come back to sunderland now

15/20 million because he is top scorer in a Sunday league. Yes I can see top clubs paying that. Deluded SMB.

Bet you dont get 8 million makem there you go...

We got 6m for his loan before he knocked in 16 goals for them yeah think you should think about that one again, mega rich arab club are gonna pay 8m for their leagues top striker?? at least 15m but pretty sure Gyan wants to come back now and play for O'Neill!

Another post by the sgbs usual banter about our fans and attendances must have took him all of 5 secs to think of that one

07 Apr 2012 14:47:03
in the car so i thought id listen to the sunderland v spurs match on the radio, please please get rid of Gary Bennett and employ someone like gary rowell!! example-- A fink Dunderdand are pwaying good and we dust need to pweasure spur more an we wid winned the game!! Personnally i think sunderland are the most boring side in the division since mon took over and i am dreading his summer signings.

Boring you obviously a geordie talking rubbish!nowt new there then eh? SGB!

Oneil playing the SH!te negative football. Nowt new there eh? People wonder y they get half full stadiums? The answer is in the first line!

Who were we playing again yes thats right tottenham the team that destroyed you 5-0, we stopped them playing and got a point as they have a team full of quality attacking players and have big resources to buy new ones so stop acting liek a bitter prat geordie. we did you lot a favour even thought tottenham will still finish ahead of you lot

Looks like a home comment but dont hear many slate bennet though must admit his english not the easiest to understand

07 Apr 2012 13:09:33
Martin Tyler on Sky Sports " Slightly subdued atmosphere here"

You can tell Sunderland haven't been on Sky much this season. It's always a subdued atmoshere in a half empty stadium.

Is seb larsson taking part at the olympics? 10/10 for his dive

He still got caught off Kaboul though so should of been a free kick!what about Bales dive 11/10 I'd say!

Another deluded one obviously never been to their new ground the sports direct as he would know their atmosphere is worst in premiership and it has 50,000 sgbs in it

07 Apr 2012 11:58:56
First of all i would like to thank you for paying Cisse airfare to join us. Second i wish you luck today against spurs so you can do us a favour. Thirdly,what is the big fuss about sess? To be honest,he is like a burst balloon,runs into dead ends,circles and no end product. If a french club or indeed Arsenal want to pay 8m for him,snap their hands off.

Come off the drugs geordie did you see your messi Ben Arfa against swansea was terrible! someone come in with a 2m bid and sell him!

Ben arfa has a better goals to games ratio than sess.......

Ben Arfa awful? Seriously. Judging him on one game again. Did you see him against Liverpool and WBA. Awesome. Same old boring mackems. You would love him at Sunderland especially after watching that today.

Have you seen sess alot of this season, rarely has a bad game and causes any team problems, ben arfa compared to messi now that is typical geordie arrogance, he isn't even fit to lace messi's boots

I have to agree with the above post about Sess. He is passes wells runs with the ball well but when it comes to shooting abd crossing he is pants.

It was was a SMB who compared Ben Arfa to Messi, just FYI.

He did a brilliant cross at man city for bentdners goal!

No it wasn't it was a newcastle player 100% FYI and I've heard some geordies saying he will be as good as him!arrogant deluded geordies beyond a joke!