01 Jul 2013 19:42:58
Geordie here in peace. Kind of.

Seems you never learn signing rejects no one wants. Unlike the mighty toon who are always interested in quality big names.

We will be challenging for top 6 you will be bottom 6.

Your club is amateur from top to bottom. Small time. Small club mentality. Happy to just exist unlike us who try to compete.

Your club is a last resort and stepping stone. Most players that join you live in newcastle and say sunderland yeah near newcastle.

Newcastle are a club you aim to emulate we are in the top ten clubs worldwide. We have a fan base in the uk of ten million and three hundred million worldwide. Everywhere you go you see toon tops in the uk abroad we wear them with pride.

We will sign Pea etc worldclass players.

We have a chance of winning the league outside chance but we are big enough too.

Your a mickey mouse club with no fans.

MAGPIE AND PEAS. {Ed024's Note - If you truly believe all that, then unless there is a huge change in the way your club is run prepare for disappointment- top 6, chance of winning the league - i don't even need to comment}

1.) 01 Jul 2013
Haha the crazy mugpie and beans is back on seriously is this guy been let out on day release or something? look in the mirror mate and have a long hard word for with yourself as you are seriously making your lot look worse than they already are! I bet Your JESMOND GEORDIE just with a different name!

2.) 01 Jul 2013
Some fella that Mapie and Peas. Do you think he could be Jesmond Geordies brother?
Wonder if he's googled Aron Gomy yet.

3.) 01 Jul 2013
They must of upped the % of alcohol in the brown ale.

4.) 01 Jul 2013
Is this guy on day release from the nut house lol!

5.) 01 Jul 2013
Really hope this guy is a mackem ( if so lol ). 300 million worldwide? 1 in 22 ish people on the planet is a toon supporter? If they all had a top that would make you the richest sports club by a country mile!
Liono74

6.) 01 Jul 2013
That nutta jesmond geordie has changed his name surely there couldn't be two a##eholes

7.) 01 Jul 2013
Bahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, you Geordies and your wonga bucket club just get funnier and dimmer by the second, top ten clubs in the world! Winning the league! No words can describe how deluded you lot are!

8.) 01 Jul 2013
If it's peace you seek, you came to the wrong neighbourhood

9.) 01 Jul 2013
Typical head in the clouds skunk. 10 million fans in the uk (hated outside Newcastle). Have a chance of winning the league, don't make me laugh!

10.) 01 Jul 2013
Lol this fool needs to stop smoking wacky backy. these world class signings ince and bony where are they now? Swansea lol or did u not want them anyway lol. your world class horse punchers I'll give u that ;-)top 10 clubs world wide huh? Is that nightclubs u like to smash when this "amateur" club destroyed you in your own back yard?. beansafc

11.) 01 Jul 2013
I just laughed so hard, my beer came out me nose. Proper funny.

12.) 01 Jul 2013
Rejects? Time will tell.

You will not challenge top 6 although I think both clubs have a chance of 8-12th.

Our club is small time?Our academy of light has the highest status possible category one status newcastles hasn't that's not small time. Our stadium holds concerts of the biggest names in the music industry that's not small time. We are a major business and growing in Africa and beyond.

We are one of the most forward thinking, ambitious, business minded professional clubs in world football and growing.

You claim you have a fanbase of 10 million in the UK so that means 1 in 6 people in the UK support Newcastle haha I don't think so.

You claim 300 million worldwide fans? Are you crazy, you certainly don't have your maths GCSE.

Your one of the top 10 clubs worldwide? I can name over 50 clubs worldwide bigger than you.

You see newcastle tops everywhere? Yeah because its the only clothes you have, bet you wear them for weddings and going to court when you punch horses etc. Your fans have no class.

You have an outside chance of winning the league lol not even worth a response.

Lastly we have no fans, well an average home attendance of over 40 thousand would argue otherwise.

Magpie and peas you have posted before showing allegiance to jesmond geordie so need I say more.

13.) 01 Jul 2013
Does this post deserve a reply? Utter garbage, something a spitefull child would write. Maybe the peas filling you too full of wind, my smelly friend. HAHA ludicrous!

14.) 01 Jul 2013
Oh,. YOU,
MAGPIE AND PEAS, I thought you grew up a little and started to see sense, but I guess I was wrong, looks like your back on the fizzy pop

15.) 01 Jul 2013
Lol you overrate your club so much just remember 0-3 you Geordie person

16.) 01 Jul 2013
Same kid, just changed his name.
God help us, the school holidays are not far off.

17.) 02 Jul 2013
This is just the funniest thing I've seen from a Mag in a long time. "We are challenging" Challenging for what exactly? Less percentage from Wonga? Stupidest post I've ever read in my life. I hope to God you are actually a Mackem that's taking the piss.

18.) 02 Jul 2013
We will see mackems.

19.) 02 Jul 2013
Magpie and peas, that's what Di Canio ate at Sid James's last season haha

20.) 03 Jul 2013
I`ve just laughed so much a little bit of wee came out. Deluded skunk FTM