Sunderland Banter Archive July 13 2011
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13 Jul 2011 22:45:16
Got to laugh at SGB's on this site. Selling club having a go at a buying club - joke. Lmfao. Only a few weeks to go. . :
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Buying club thinks your having a giraffe arnt you you have sold henderson 20 million and bought how much. ??? all i have heard on your site and please check your posts is your sighning nzogbia, defo, crouch, and numerous others and so far 2x 30 year old 1x chineese nobody and 1x best young striker in country (apperently) and that's fact.
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Shows how thick you are Dong-Won is Korean and starts for South Korea most games now, they not a bad international side. Two 30+ year olds with bags of premiership experience. Wickham one for the future. can't be that bad if Liverpool were after him. who have you got 2 crocks, a french schoolboy, a lad who did well for Lille but the french league is about as good as the championship, none of them apart from Ba has premiership experience and not to mention your about to sign to championship standard players in Taylor from Swansea and that Crystal Palace right back. wow big signings.ha SGB
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So we buying 2 championship class players and you lot arent? Tell me again where whickham was playing last year and where is the teams you bought larsson and gariner from? They helped take them down as werent good enough to keep their team up Heres looking at another successfull season to them Hope they do as well this year as last
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Larsson? Gardner? Westwood?
Chinese? You mean Korean? 7 goals in 10 international games I hear you say?
Thick Geordies need to get their facts right.
Your signing french players nobody has heard of. .ha ha
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Dont forget ba lads where did his club finish same place as the mags next season
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Larsson, Gardner, Vaughan were playing in the premiership last season, if you going to be like that then you got Ba from a championship side, he was a striker for the team that finished bottom of the premiership. Gardner scored 10 goals, Larsson almost went back to arsenal so he must be half decent and Vaughan was blackpool player of the year ahead of adam. who have you signed? whats their names Abigheid, Carling, Marmite, BAAAA something like that I think. don't know haven't heard of most them before SGB
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Think 50,000 geordies must have premiership experience cos we all sit on the seats and watch the games like your flagship 2 sighnings you job dodgers. .buying players ne body wants if they where that good fergie would of kept them that's fact. .smb
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No 50,000 geordies have experience of being arrogant and talking utter rubbish, buying players nobody wants?? weren't you after Gardner and also didn't you almost sign Larsson last Jan but he rejected you. So if O'shea and Brown were at scumcastle you wouldn't jizz in your pants. of course you would. everybody else except screwcastle think they will do a good job.You geordie's are so jealous and the your only comeback you have to it is 5-1 or we can fill our stadium, we didn't sign rejects.blah blah blah, your krak is boring and sh*te. come up with something new or forgot you can't coz your a laughing stock of the premiership, fancy 2 of your players not being able to get into another country and your owner giving you no money to spend hardly.HA SGB
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Look person how sad you are most geordies arnt anti makem as some of family are makems its called banter. we never tried to get gardner paper talk and yes we spoke to larson in jan just did not want to pay his wages and i think generally most of nufc would not have oshea or brown if you check the stats they spent more time in 4 years on bench than playing and has for filling your stadium get a grip fact is quinny has been twisting as your gates are dropping that's a FACT you know it i know it every body knows it. but dream on
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Check the american embassy in london you have not been arested or charged at all in 5 years to get in usa nowadays. spent convictions in uk do not count in usa so cattermole would be f***** and bramble the as e keeps getting into trouble . .smb
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Man I despair for you Sunderland fans, I really do. Just the biggest bunch of gomers I've ever come across. I know not all Sunderland fans are as dumb as you lot on here but still, talk about corrupting the gene pool.
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Never tried to get Gardner, so when sunderland declared our interest didn't screwcastle declare theirs not long after, I'm pretty sure it was on SSN, yeah gates are dropping because their is alot of pirate games shown on TV now, which is fair Quinn saying that. funny Barton is twisting about not being let into the US, but if he keeps assaulting people then what does he have to twist about, plus Ranger promoting Gun Crime d*ckhead. Scumcastle have always brought through the bad boys, look at Bowyer, Woodgate, Dyer, you breed scum through your team hence why your name is the scum. Yeah right so you wouldn't have O'shea and Brown? Bull SGBS
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None of these said trouble or "scum" players have come from the youth ranks of our team so how do we breed scum? Check youself and your points mate Plus its like the other guy said, bramble and cattermole would be screwed too and if i remember right so would Phillips when he was there for hids driving dangerous charge so kinda snap The sad thing is that the guy who wrote this scum post would probably not pass through either Everyone has regrets mate
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13 Jul 2011 20:18:38
fu**in hell gyan is NOT goin to spurs
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Tiote off to Chelsea tho. Only a matter of time. SGBs
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Irony. You KNOW that Gyan isn't going and us Geordies are idiots for saying so. But you also KNOW that Tiote is off to Chelsea.
Chelsea are after Parker.
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13 Jul 2011 17:50:19
Gyan is away. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . to buy some milk and bread , he's just back from his hols
Welcome back mate, we are looking foward to another productive season, Shine Gyan, shine
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13 Jul 2011 17:45:29
Oh Carol,
NUFC are fools
you became a scouser
now the toon think you are cruel. . . Come on, sing a long a geodie
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Whats a geordie? nugget
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You come up with the worst songs.
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13 Jul 2011 16:27:28
Joey Barton been offered a 200 million pound deal at LA Galaxy. . Seen crying at Newcastle customs
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First funny thing I've ever seen posted here.
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13 Jul 2011 14:12:16
No Gyan is not off to spurs Jesus your either a ad Geordie or a thick Mackem, the Chairman, the player and the manager have all said he is staying for at least 1 more season, so please enough of the bs.
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Geordie's stiring sh*t again they pathetic, just to take focus off their joke of a club, the latest Barton and Ranger denied access to the US, the scum are a laughing stock and it 's comedy value
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Mate what chairmen manager or players say means nowt these days. the vast majority of players will scarper at the first sight of greener grass or should i say more money
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Bruce also said that if a massive offer was made then how could they refuse
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No problem my little bar-codiens. . 20m or more. . . only if Brucie baby has a few irons in the fire. . . Yes, Gyan he's goodmy little Skunk-oniens you can only dream of having, at this moment in time, someone as good as flamboyant as he. . he is even on the MOTD intro, hes really cool. .He can sing, dance, Africa and SAFC love him , Spurs dream of him. . . He will be massive this season you have players who can't even go on your pre season tour, because a whole country won't allow them in. . . oh how the world is laughing at you.
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Yeah Gyan is really going to shine this season. He was amazing last year. -.-
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13 Jul 2011 08:40:55
I don't think any of the names listed here will come to SOL. Let's not forget we have one of the best strikers in the World Cup who had to adjust his game to the premier league & a new team last year. We've also signed the hottest striking prospect in English football. A mate of mine who is an Ipswich fan said he wouldn't swap Wickam for Bent in a million years. I hope Jermain Defoe enjoys dancing in his nightclub on his own & if we do make another signing it's on a par/better than what we've already got. 1. We are not desperate & Bruce won't suffer mercenaries. (Unlike our cousins who haven't realised yet they are not the big attraction they think they are). IF we do have the budget I hope we sign someone quality outside of the Prem of a similar style to Wickam like Huntelaar. FTM
(Huntelaar) FTM.
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Wickham is definitely not the hottest striking prospect around. That title obviously goes to Andy Carroll, judging by his price tag.
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13 Jul 2011 06:22:23
Sunderland are trying with A bid for Aston villas James Collins and if not are trying with an 8m bid for chris samba. Alvaro negredo, jermain Defoe, and Oscar Cardozo are all strike targets. Simon vukcevic and guardado are targets for left wing because zogg is off to villa
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Negredo and Cardozo. And you say Newcastle fans are deluded?
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No your deluded coz you say you going to sign Drogba, Arshavin, Sturridge, Gomez a few for example. nutters
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Sturridge been mentioned a lot even by the club but as for the others your making it up man None of these players will sign for you now cos squad already nearly full up and remember your just a little bingo town
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I'm making the other names up? am I really? since the start of the transfer window Drogba, Arshavin, Sturridge, Gomez, Defoe etc. . have all been mentioned by the screwcastle fans on your banter page, deluded nutters as I said. Personally I think Sunderland will sign a good striker, a left winger from abroad and a well known defender and that will be it. We have already stated we not interested in Defoe, N'zogbia because of their bad high wages.
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My point was also that how many strikers been mentioned on this page that you havent got? Negredo, cardozo and even samba Too much in demand for you lot but you call us deluded and yeah i think you do just come out with it cos you got nothing else to say And for the record. . Why is screwcastle supposed to dig us out? We don't own the club
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We won't sign Drogba, that was just stupid speculation and was never going to happen, nobody even mentioned Arshavin so I dunno where you're getting that from. Sturridge is a perfectly realistic target. And Gomez. . Well I dunno why people keep spouting that one.
Doesn't change the fact that Cardozo and Negredo would never sign for yous.
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I think you will find one of your fans did mention arshavin near the start of the transfer window on your banter page. the Drogba one was because he shaked pardews hand, no wonder the saying is lets all laugh at newcastle. your fans are loons and Gomez is because your fans think they are still a big team so they think you will get big players. If scumcastle fans actually came back down from mars and stopped being so arrogant and pathetic maybe they wouldn't get the mick taken out of them alot. How can you be certain we wouldn't get one of them, if other teams don't put bids in for these players and we do there is always a chance. never say never, Also you got to have money to buy players and looks like Screwcastle Us**ted are running low on funds for decent players. Some of your fans saying you offered 4m for N'zogbia. what a pathetic offer
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I agree in some ways, a lot of Newcastle fans are totally unrealistic. But I have a few corrections for you.
1.) ONE fan saying we're signing Arshavin does not make us all deluded. That barely even constitutes are a rumour.
2.) The Drogba rumour was around long before he shook Pardew's hand. More like when they first signed Torres and he was benched and rumoured to be leaving.
3.) I can't say for certain yous won't sign Negredo or Cardozo. But you're saying that, how can YOU say for certain we wouldn't get Arshavin or Drogba? Double standards mate.
Yes, there are a lot of arrogant Newcastle fans who need to give themselves a shake and get their heads of out the clouds. But you Mackems are plenty arrogant as well, constantly saying we're getting relegated and yous are gonna thrash us. You said the same last season and what happened?
We hammered you once, outplayed you once but you scraped by and finished 1 point below you on our first season back when we were tipped to go straight back down. Were Sunderland a better team? In one way, yes, they finished above us. In other ways no, since they couldn't beat us, or even come close. Don't go getting a superiority complex over that.
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Fair point on the drogba, arshavin thing, but Newcastle fans are saying the exact same thing that they will stuff us and we will get relegated. works both ways. Sunderland should of finished alot of points above you but the amount of injuries and not having any strikers. Just coz you bossed both them games didn't change the fact we finished above you. You may of got 4points off us but we got the Top Dog Status.long may it continue
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Not disputing that, its banter at the end of the day. I was just saying that your fans can be as arrogant as ours. And as I said, it doesn't matter what injuries you had.
We had problems too, we had Shola and Lovenkrands who aren't Premiership level strikers. Our top scorer was a midfielder. We have no depth at all. One point apart is about the difference in quality between our two clubs right now.
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