Sunderland Banter Archive August 01 2013

 

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01 Aug 2013 21:40:33
Thought the mags had made a transfer breakthrough just then, with the famous satellite channel declaring 'Magpies swoop for Coombe'. I almost used the best known search engine to find out more about the player until I realised the they are talking about Notts County! haha

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We have agreed a deal for Gomis, and more players are coming.

You see, the quality players are signed closer to the end of the window.

We are getting a bargain too, his fee would be closer to double what we are paying if he were not close to the end of his contract.

More money wisely spent, another quality player added to a quality squad.

Over at Sunderland, 10 players have been signed, and only Cabral looks just about capable of holding his own in the Premier League.

Newcastle = Professionals.

Sunderland = Amateurs.

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{Ed024's Note - That post doesn't hint at desparation - it screams it}

Hmmm so why are most of your fans saying giaccherini, cabral and altidore are good signings and roberge kept your attack quiet over 2 legs in the europa league when you scraped past them. you keep telling yourself your team are world beaters and maybe one day it might come true. deluded fool. Safc93

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Well, well, a skunk who is obviously happy with the 3 Stoogies in charge of Noocarsel. Last time I read your banter pages you were all wanting to string them up because of the lack of action in the transfer market. Now come on, make your daft minds up, you sound so foolish. Chris-s.

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Aww its so sad.

So the world class management teams cunning plan to add to the world class squad is not to sign anyone to the last minute, because that's really clever. Far too clever for us to do.

Do you think he really believes it?

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Our amateurs didn't do to bad against your so called professionals the last time they met! 0-3!

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The titanic was built by professionals, but the ark was built by amateurs my sad geordie friend. ftm

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Its amazing how a mediocre player suddenly becomes a world beater when they join Newcastle.
LOL.

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We should send some of our players to them on loan turn our " amateur" players into "professionals". hang on a minute though, surely if newcastle are a top six club and we finished directly below them, that makes us a top 7 club!
Liono74

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01 Aug 2013 13:01:24
Jeez, I am Totali De Loodaid-Jordis, the Barcelona fan.

Ed, do you meet the other eds? Is the Chelsea Ed Roman Abramavic - he seems apparently knows absolutely everything about every deal there? Also, do you have a proper job or do you actually make a living from this?

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Totali

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{Ed024's Note -
1. The Ed's are spread across the country so a few meet from time to time but nothing on a large organised scale.

2. Yes the Chelsea Ed is Roman.

3. I'm an Ed because I enjoy it - no money changes hands. I have a full time job - which is why I sometimes I may be offline for a few hours at a time and thats when the other Ed's will step in and edit a few posts to ensure the pages are kept uptodate. Not every Ed has access to every club page - I concentrate on Sunderland and help on the main rumours site when its busy.

Legend ^^…latest post funny as lol

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Couldnt believe the post under it saying Spanish clown.

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Must admit I was surprised that they put the second one up, I will be going for the Gary Rowell tomorrow.

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Hatrick lol

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