Sunderland Banter Archive April 27 2013
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27 Apr 2013 22:15:28
'Le moment gênant les pies se rendre compte que leurs jeunes joueurs français n'ont pas l'estomac pour un chien de relégation se battre'.
( 'The awkward moment the magpies realise that their young French players don't have the stomach for a relegation dog fight'. )
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Merde!
(the moment I noticed this was an person with French dictionary worrying about what Newcastle are up to. Can we keep this site for Sunderland fans and start a new one for people more interested in doing the Mags down than they are in SoL concerns?) {Ed024's Note -Banter between fans is a big part of what this site is about - although I would prefer it to be all in english - I was never very good at French.}
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French or not Ed what is funny though Sunderland are still very much in the dog fight we are on the same points or have you got lost in the recent 2 wins. The way you talk spout of you would think you were in the top 6 and we were already relegated. Get beat on Monday and see if you are still crowing? {Ed024's Note - The way I talk ????? Think your reading the wrong posts - Sunderland are certainly still in the mix - every chance of not winning away on Monday - 3 wins on the bounce just isn't the Sunderland way !!! But with two home games against Stoke and Southampton we should be ok. I think Newcastle will survive as well, can see you beating QPR, but if you lose to Weat Ham it could be squeaky bum time.}
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Maybe another site for people with no sense of humour.
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Sorry ed that should have read they not you. I can't see us (newcastle) getting another point so hoping on Wigan getting nothing more either.
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QPR fixture is dangerous. No pressure on them now. Could be a bit show boating from them. Do not want to see SAFC or NUFC go down. Best derby games in England. I am not a neutral, season ticket holder twenty years. Love to see the lads win tomorrow. The villa manager is certainly up for it. Championing MOs corner it seems.
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27 Apr 2013 21:06:29
Ladies and Gentlemen,
As an aficionado of silent comedy films, particularly from the period 1912-1917, I wish to register my displeasure at the comparisons being drawn by some on this forum between the Newcastle defence and the Keystone Cops.
Not withstanding the obvious physical similarities between Stephen Taylor and
Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle who the 'Cops' supported ( along with Charlie Chaplin)
during this period, I feel the comparison is floored and fundamentally wrong.
Although in popular culture the comparison is often drawn where members of a group display a total lack of co-ordination, the origins of the expression actually derive from the mistakes a group makes after displaying a great deal of energy and activity. I feel that to compare the Newcastle performance today to the Keystone Cops is unfair.
A more accurate description therefore would be 'Laurel and Hardy'.
Prof. M Ackam
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The time is 10, 30pm the day is saturday 27th april 2013 the place is St James Prk the stage is match of the day BBC1!. the man is Jordan Henderson!. we gave you a hell of a beating!. and its top billing. on first!
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And to think that clown taylor fancies his self as an england international centre half, delusional just like his brethren.
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27 Apr 2013 20:36:33
To the Geordie infiltrator (respect if you come on here tonight):
I repeat, '5 years of Pardew or 2 1/2 years of Di Canio'.
Have YOU decided yet?
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Apparently not!
(I know I have)
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27 Apr 2013 20:28:29
The clowns have delivered again, as I thought they would, mind you, 6-0 is too good to be true. Just wondering who will get the brunt of this, possibly smash up your own city centre, Ashley out!, Pardew out!, Cockney Mafia out!. Sack the board, tea lady, the whole lot. Get the banners out, but spell them correctly for heavens sake, you look daft enough as it is. Chris-s.
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I BET Jordan Henderson loved scoring twice against the Mags paticullay at Newcastle. well done Jordan!
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27 Apr 2013 20:12:53
Thank the Lord I am neither a wheelie bin nor a telephone box in Newcastle City centre tonight
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Henderson lives upto 20 million in 90 minutes. Safc93
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27 Apr 2013 19:45:08
I've only got one thing to say
There's only one Jordan Henderson!
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Yahoo, for Pardoo!ha ha.
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27 Apr 2013 19:31:39
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Ha
Thank you Henderson, thank you, your still deep within our hearts
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Who the f**k is Suarez
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27 Apr 2013 18:01:54
20 minutes in and here we go again. They never let you down. 0-2 and the slapstick continues. Heard a rumour that Noocarsel want Charlie Cairoli as their next defensive coach. 62 goals conceded and counting. HA HA. Chris-s.
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Did not see game today but I look forward to match of the day highlights. This result is what I suspected, Noocarsel are shocking, and hopefully will be relegated, they and their fans are a vile club and let's hope they take the fall again this year.
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27 Apr 2013 12:33:33
Players I would love to come in the summer-
Alexandar Dragovic - FC Basel
Danny rose- spurs
Raja nianggolan (spelling?)- Cagliari
Atsu/stocker- Porto/FC Basel
Rodrigo/burak yilmaz - benfica/ galatasaray
Think those signings would set us up fantastically for next season
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Need a RB
We might actually stand a descent chance of getting Yilmaz because Man U have cooled their interest in him and decide to go all out for Lewandowski, Yilmaz would be brilliant for us
Get top 10 with them players for sure
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I don't think people realise for us to bring that many players in we will need to sell andi can't see many clubs wanting to take some of our players on the wages they are on due to previous managers giving out silly money
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Somehow I don't think rodrigo's going to leave a top club and same for yilmaz
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You wonder why we laugh at you. Lewandonski really? Even if Man U have cooled there interest which I doubt you would no anything about he would never sign for a team fighting relegation in the PL. He will have the pick of the cream Europe if he leaves and in case your not sure Sunderland is not in the cream of Europe.
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No you got the wrong end of the stick mate
Man Utd wanted Yilmaz, but they have cooled their interest in him because Lewandowski is in top form and now want him
Which means that they have opened the door for someone like us to snap up Yilmaz
I don't want us to try for Lewandowski because it is pointless and don't stand a chance of getting him
Side note: Yilmaz has said he is open to a switch to the premier league
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And you wonder why we laugh at you? We were on about yilmaz not lewandowski you muppet. No chance lewandowski would go to any team other than the top two maybe three teams in every league. Think before you try and make us look like persons next time pal. Enjoy pardew mate.
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Muppet. Think you might want to read your transfer page. Constantly linked to him.
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No, that was one 5 year old
Once, hardly constantly is it mate
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27 Apr 2013 10:21:17
Well, for lovers of Slapstick Comedy we have potentially a great show at Sid James Park at 5. 30. today. Keystone Cop defending is on the cards again against Liverpool. The sight of S. Taylor and his pals bumping into each other and falling all over the penalty area is absolutely hilarious, Slapstick at its very best. Chris-s.
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The way you Sunderland fans go on you would think you were 20 points clear of us. Above us on goal difference. Hardly setting the world alight yourselves. Oh wait. PDC is in charge you will a PL force again next season. Have we heard that before. Bruce and O Neil spring to mind.
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The thing is Geordie we don't think we have a team good enough to challenge for a champions league place un like some daft lads from the toon we live in the real world not fantasy island so for us to finish above that big club Newcastle with their 52k full houses would mark as a massive achievement by your standards
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Agree with 2nd post
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That mag is a person
Even thought what he is saying about us is not true, Newcastle did exactly that this season
They finished in Europe, so they kiss Pardews feet and give him an 8 year contract!, expecting them to become the new Man United under his 8 years at the club
U need a reality check, and wipe the bulls**t off your teeth
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Thing is, the post is about a slapstick noocarsel defence, Liverpool have just scored, the slapstick continues but have it your way, you have one of the best back fours in the prem. Ha Ha. chris-s.
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27 Apr 2013 10:01:41
been no ge0rdi3s on here for a while, wonder were that one is who kept coming on here saying he has a tenner on us to go down everyday is? safc93
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You cry if we come on and cry if we don't. can't have it both ways.
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No one is crying mate. Just thought I would mention the fact none of you have been on for a while. Safc93
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I come on daily to laugh at your transfer links.
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Our transfer links? You ge0rdi3 clowns think Cabaye is worth £25m! Need I say any more?
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Well put mate
Iv been on theirs and they think they should get 25m + sakho from PSG
Sakho is worth more than cabaye in the first place
And 15m + menez for Ben Arfa
It's like they're playing Fifa or something
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They're think they are good enough for Lukaku
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I don't think a geordie could laugh at anyone. You are the ones who every body laughs at, your so deluded it really is funny.
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