Sunderland Banter Archive May 31 2011

31 May 2011 22:23:14
Cattermole is leaving he hates living in Sunderland and wants to go to a london based team like QPR, also they have ambition.

Gyan wants to leave too, he doesn't think red n white suits him, who can blame him.

Cattermole is from stockton and still lives there, please stop making up utter crap

QPR ha ha, sad geordie, Gyan likes it on Wearside, god forbid if he ever had to wear the black n sh*te then he would shoot himself. Geordie Clown

31 May 2011 18:40:40
Sunderland have no bigs names some sad geordie wrote obviously his not heard of Gates and Gabbiadini or Gary Rowell best away game i have been too. obviously his only been a mag like 90% since kk went to the clowns from the town

Ameobi (2), Nolan (3), the worst away game you have ever been to. Although i doubt you have ever been to a game before, in the same way that 90% of makems don't bother with turning up for games.
p.s. If those are the 3 biggest names you can name when compiling a list of 'big names', then you really are struggling aren't you. Small club in a small town, who will constantly be in the shadow of their neighbours. It's not our fault no one has ever heard of you, and no one wants to play for you. Jealousy.

Can't believe them are your big names. What a laugh.

31 May 2011 15:34:52
NEWCASTLE ONCE UPON A TYNE

FOOTBALL TEAM AKA SCUMCASTLE UTD

FOUNDED IN 1992 BY KEEGAN

HISTORY NON EXISTENT BEFORE KEEGAN,

WE DO NOT MENSION THE s**t CROWDS WE GOT BEFORE KEEGAN.

WANT TO BE A FAN?

YOU EITHER HAVE TO BE VERY FAT WITH NUFC ON YOUR BEER BELLY.

OR WAX AND GO ON THE SUNBEDS.

BE VERY BORING, TALK FOOTBALL WE KNOW NOTHING ELSE.

WHEN WE GO OUT IN SCUMCASTLE ON THE LASH, JUST TALK FOOTBALL.WE LOVE OUR FOOTBALL.

ALL WE DO IS TALK FOOTBALL.BE PREPARED TO HAVE NO OTHER HOBBIES ETC.

NUFC WORLDS BIGGEST CLUB.

Thing is this is true.NEWCASTLE once UPON a TYNE lol once upon a time there was a s**t team in newcastle that won nothing, funny how things never change.

At least we have been in the champions league (we never won or got to the final but still think its worth a mension, clutching at straws).There mensioned it for you, anything else sad geordie ba st ar ds.

5-1 (put ball in trophy room and its lonely poor thing on its own) theres another. anything else?

we have an airport (yes we know we paid for it).

our city is better (yes its had more development, but sunderlands time will come when we regenerate)

we have better attendances (yes your on 3 year season tickets)

I nearly split my sides every time a Muckem mentions scumcastle ha ha ha doesn't even rhyme with Newcastle does it? Now when you talk about rhyming, lets talk Sunderland, mmmm sounds EXACTLY like Scumderland ha ha now that's better. Well its nearly bbq time for the Muckems so lets get the Roast rat and cheesey chips on the go and of course the white lightning to wash it down and PLEASE don't forget to invite Sausage Sarnie Face Bruce. SMB SMB

All the big bands are coming to stadium of light Take That, Oasis, pink, Kings of Leon they all want to be at the lush colourful stadium not that s**te up the road we finished above you for like past 3 or 4 seasons, 5-1 enough said? top 10 enough said! we are the big boys now and you can suck on it!

GEORDIE SHORE. . . Do us makems have to say any more.

31 May 2011 13:21:30
As the North East's top dogs, why are we not being linked with the famous world class players that the mags are being linked with? They have signed a France international, and are linked with interest in Gervinho, Berbatov, Sturridge, etc etc. We on the other hand have been linked with Vaughan, dj campbell, carlton cole, etc etc. Why is this? We are the biggest team! It's not fair!

Have they sign any 1 ????? nufc come back when they have

They have signed Mehdi Abeid, and Cabaye. One is young highly rated, the other is a french international with a very good reputation.