Sunderland Banter Archive May 05 2013

05 May 2013 21:40:41
Stoke have picked up form.

Looks like you lot will get beat.

Wigan should have no problem dispatching Swansea. Swansea just keeping getting worse since their cup win.

We will batter QPR sideways, upways, and Rod Hull up Emu'ways.

Your squad is not good enough, simple as that.

No Sess, No Chance.

We have world class internationals in our squad.

Your players are Championship quality, so should by right be playing in that league.

I was hoping you would stay up so we could put you in your place after the last showdown, but alas & as one of your fans would say ''give your head a shake'' you are going down.

Who's world class at Newcastle. will only get a draw at qpr as arsenal struggles there so down to the last game you deluded puddin

Lol I'm going to print that comment frame it and put it on my living room wall and even on a bad day, I will never be short of a laugh.

Thank you Mr Deluded you have made my day.

Right here we go
If we win against stoke we go 11th
U say u will batter QPR, don't make me laugh, no Sess, no Sunderland, well got one thing to say there, 3-0, all over the pitch, every one of our players battered yours.
You have world class quality in your squad, god you've got a fair share of jokes up your sleeve!
Santon =can't defend
M'Biywa (spelling) =scared of the ball
Taylor = can't kick a ball
Debushy = scared of the ball
Sissoko = the new viera, don't make jokes about your own players
Tiote=a brick has more talent
Gutierrez= touch of an elephant
Ben Arfa=thinks he's messi
Cisse=doesn't know how the game is played
Oh and how could I forget, 3-0!!

The funhiest part of that is WE HAVE WORLD CLASS INTERNATIONALS lol.

# Funniest.

We have no chance against a team that have never beat us at the sol (don't think they've even scored at the sol), you've scored 1 in your last 4 but your going to batter qpr, and you call us deluded? Your the one who needs a head shake mate because it sounds like the horse punched you back on this occasion

Not a chance in hell the original post was made by a toon fan. We are just as much in the sh1t as Sunderland are.

I'm a mag and I think this mag is on cocaine! We only have top internationals e.g debuchy, cisse, Tiote, cabaye, Ben arfa and some average internationals e.g sissoko (who has potential) mbiwa (who also has potential) santon, krul.
You forget that we are managed by PARDEW who has failed to get a reaction out of the players twice. Qpr will be dangerous as they have nothing to play for, I can only see us getting a point or margainly beating them, same with arsenal In fact I cannot see us beating them in a million years by the way we're playing. And you forget that Di canio will fire sunderland up for stoke, but stoke will want to make sure they're safe and they will be very dangerous.

Until pardew is sacked and we hire a top manager (Girard, blanc, di matteo, martinez or poyet)
This will be how the relegation and survival works:
Wigan-2 wins and they are probs safe. 1 win or 1, 2 or 3 draws and they are probs down.
Sunderland-1 win and a draw and they are probs safe. 1 or 2 draws and they are probs down.
Newcastle-1 win and they are safe, 2 draws and they will probs be safe. 1 draw and we are probs down.

Ha Ha I see the Mag with the above post has just been released on weekend leave from the nut House. all i'd say is before you critize other teams look at your own team at West Ham you were so lucky to get a point. I can't see you even beating QPR. welcome to the championship. burnley millwall blackpool etc etc will the froggies cope with that lol

We tortured your so called world class players you muppet.

05 May 2013 15:59:01
I think we should target
RBs
Joao Pereira/Valencia
Abdoulay Konko/Lazio
Micah Richards/Man City

CBs
Modibo Diakite/Lazio
Vedren Corluka
Christopher Samba/QPR
Bruno Ecuele Manga
Davide Astori

LBs
Rose
Kolarov

CMs
Huddlestone
Milner
Mohamed Sissoko/Florientina
Yoann Gourcuff/Lyon
Siem de Jong/Ajax
Skilley Muntari/Milan
Granero/QPR

ST
Negredo/Sevilla
Bony/Vitesse
Jay Rodriquez/ Southampton
Gameiro/PSG
Rodrigo/Benfica
Mattia Destro/Roma
Alfred Finnbogason/Heerenveen

Obviously just a bunch of them:
For me it would be, Joao pereira, Modibo Diakite, Davide Astori, Rose, Tom Huddlestone, Granero, finnbogason, Destro

I think you should stop dreaming until we are safe!

Think you should stop dreaming full stop!

If we stay in prem
Expect a few big names coming our way

Would rather take a chance on young lads like tom pope and nakki wells eager and keen to play at a higher level raw talent to improve

05 May 2013 11:46:34
Just red that Sunderland's new director of football roberto De Fanti has got strait down to work by making an inquiry for napoli's £50 million rated striker Edison Cavani!

Sunday papers is it. Anything to sell papers. Pick of Europe and Sunderland want him. I wonder???

Really????

05 May 2013 10:45:33
well its getting interesting lads if we can beat stoke and Southampton at home which is a possibility but made harder without sess. its going to make an interesting end to the final day if wigan beat Swansea it will be wigan at home to villa and Southampton at home to stoke then there is Norwich Newcastle and Fulham who have 2 hard games all involved. So 2 wins in our 2 home games look essential but there's a lot of ifs and buts in there.