Sunderland Banter Archive August 06 2011

06 Aug 2011 23:16:45
these geordies make you laugh, SAFC have bought 2 proven man u defenders, the young, best players from the relegated teams and a player from korea all of which have already opened their scoring for SAFC (albeit the defenders who dont normally score goals anyway) and they are saying they all are sh*te buys, yet they buying/bought this oberfan dude for 3million and on the scum website they are posting he will bring them a top 6 finish?. they have sold irreplaceable players that kept the scum up last year and some man u reject is going to get them into the UEFA cup. be realistic you SGBs we can finish above last seasons 10th place with our buys......................your weaker team will be fighting a relegation battle. FTM

Come back to with your s**t crack when yous can actually beat us eh Finished 1 point ahead ov us and its made ya season, so easy to please you smb are 5-1 or 1 point is a no brainer ha keep plodding on lads anyway must be horrible having to always be in the toons shaddows Stroll on 2nd game of the seaason SMB

5-1 blah blah blah. we beat you 9-0 before......................who gives a f**k, what counts is this season. you are going down, SAFC are aiming high and mike ashley is screwing your club right up. even ya last chairman shepard called you all muppets and your women ugly prostitutes. why carnt you goons be honest and admit and say SAFC are moving forward, and protest your club going back down??.

Makems higher than scum 3 (three) seasons in a row, and ya own defender scored the only goal to relegate you, AND your hero shearer was the manager at the time. least we will play the scum 3 times this season...............twice in the prem and once in the UEFA cup final. NOT u relegation fodder. ftm

Oh good come back. Our two worst performances were against you when to be honest we didn't show up. We still finished above you so imagine this season when we get at least 4 points from you, how far many places will we be above you? Living in your shadow? That was 20 years ago and in that time you won f**k all. Get real dude.

It was 9-1 actually, and over a century ago.. Learn your own clubs history please.

Also, Kevin Nolan is far from irreplaceable, and who else has left us?

Nah we were in the CL in 2003/2004 and you were in our shadow then. Doesn't matter if we won nowt, doesn't mean we weren't a good team then. Chelsea won nothing last season, doesn't make them a bad team.

And our "Entertainers" team is probably the best team never to win the EPL.

Ha ha the only time we get to see you's and it's your worse games of the season....your players froze when they saw the TOON ARMY our fans showed you how to get out of the pubs and support your team

Nah.. Our two worst performances were Newcastle at SJP and City 5-0. That was absolutely pathetic.

We weren't THAT bast in the home derby, not good, but not as awful as we have been.

At least 4? Is that opposed to the easy 6 points yous were getting last season Jog on

Well at least they got their overconfidence in check.. A bit anyway.

From 6 easy points to at least 4. Could end up with egg on their faces yet again I reckon.

Now now geordie ladies put your handbags away. We've been top dogs for 3 years now, so why when we say we beat you 9-1 do you then say, 'stop living in the past' yet rattle on about how we lived in your shadow in the early 00's...if that's the case then you're in our shadow in 1937 and '73 because we won the FA Cup...it's all nonsense and what matters is here and now, not some derby last year or the 1-1 draw in January.

Sick of hearing 'egg on their faces' from cartoon army fans. Get some decent crack ladies

Fine then I'll rephrase it to please you. If you get overconfident and your boys can't back it up like last season, you'll look stupid.

Do you realise how many geordies are gonna be on ere laughing come the 2nd game? Be a geordie "B" room cos all you lot spouting how you gonna win for sure this time will be hibernating

Why is it a geordie 'B' page? Is that a demotion from its current 'A' status as the geordies have to come to our page for the slightest bit of transfer action. Sgb

Cos there will be as many NUFC supporters on ere laughing at you again as there will be on our own page All you lot will go awol like last year on ere and in your groung cos of embarrassment

It's pretty strange how many newcastle fans come on here for a bit of action..I came on here by accident looking for info about gyan and saw all these bitter newcastle fans ..obvious to see to see as a neutral who has the better team with all the recent transfer action

THFC Fan

Even a neutral can see how sad the cartoon army is ha nice 1 :)

Yeah, you should check out the NUFC page and see the Mackems are the same. Because our teams have good fans and therefore banter.

You lot can't compete with your rivals so you just stick to your "Arsenal are s**t and only sign 12 year olds" argument.

Hell if I care, you're probably a Mackem anyway.

This Spurs guy seems like a bitter Mackem in disguise to me.

MCFC fan

That City fan seems like a pissed off Arsenal fan fan if you ask me..

LFC fan.

06 Aug 2011 14:19:04
Brucie do the easy thing for the left hand side, get Julio Arca back on a free he would work his nuts off for the club

Arca is past it now, was good in his day but don't talk daft man

Younger than the 2 old hasbeens from Man U that weve brought in

No he's younger than Brown, 3months older than O'Shea... ha ha... looks like the tramps are starting to see that Bruce is a panic buyer, he bought just anyone to get the numbers in, waiting... for next year when you've got to change your team again and waste more million's...bring on the derby our boy's will run rings around your oap's

Abit jealous that we have spent 24-28m? and we have made back like 21m or so, where is the 35m at eh? give me a valid reason then you SGB

Do you actually have 11 people to play us with you sgb?

AHH see it was you lot who couldnt muster a team cos of injuries last year and now you brought in 9 players you think you got a squad? Typical hypocrite Must be only fans who think they can win every game yet dont

How can you say that they were panic buys, when they were brought in early.
There is a certain club who cant sign anyone cos nobody will come. With another four players set to leave it is your lot who are going to panic.

Good old Stan Collymore and Chris Waddle.
They are both saying just what Sunderland fans have been saying for weeks.
I would disagree with one comment. I think Newcastle finishing 18th is a bit ambitious.

If you agree with anything Collymore has ever said you are pretty dense. The man is a moron, this coming from a Sunderland fan, Newcastle will not get relegated next season. There are plenty teams worse.

Although no doubt I'll be accused of being a mag because no Sunderland fan in the world could ever have a positive thing to say about them up the road according to most people here.

Thats you lot gone then cos we will be above you so waht you aiming for? 19th or 20th? How about getting the worst ever record in the premier back from derby?

At the end of the day scumcastle are the 2nd best team in the north-east. That is official according the final league table, but of course it all goes back to one game doesnt it. Forever in our shadow now you bunch of sgb's

Stop living in the past Mackems, that was last season.

So was the 5-1 you keep going on about, we been telling you this for ages but you geordies don't listen. get ready for the 4th season straight sunderland as top dogs

06 Aug 2011 10:11:01
cant find any proof anywhere about mclean signing for us. would take him though looks good prospect 20011 7 goals in 16 games. cant see swp coming either settled in north west probs go to bolton

Medical monday

Only thing is i would of thought skysports would of had it on there site :s

06 Aug 2011 03:14:51
MIKE ASHLEY IS SPLASHING THE CASH.................... 3million on gabriel obertan, and 3 million on keirrison. sunderland must be shaking in their boots eh??????? sgb

Well the Barca kid will have something but not sure on Obertan, thing is neither set of fans, Toon or sunderland will be shaking in their boots at the others signings, French unknowns and of course the past their sell by dates Brown+O Shea,Wickham? I think you have been mugged big time there and of course your relegation helping players from Brum and Blackpool. Nope, Both teams in for a struggle, only difference is Bruce has spent a fortune on his flops, SMB SMB

Yeah.. your marquee signing was a lad who got outscored in the Championship by.. well pretty much everyone.

And on your page ye all building ye hope on a certain championship player in shane long only problem is ye cant afford him. also the taboo word man utd cast off how ye soon change ye thoughts now ye linked to obertan s**te at man utd but will class on the toon.

Spent a fortune lets see ins:
wickham 8.1
ji dong 2
oshea 6
brown 1
elmohamody 2
gardener 5
others free

total 24.1m

outs
henderson 20m
malbranque 1m
total 21m

so weve only spent 3.1m of the clubs money wouldnt call that a fortune mate {Ed001's Note - you obviously have more money than me if you don't think 3.1m is a fortune! Sorry couldn't resist. I do get your point that it is not a lot for a football club.}

We are like most clubs in premiership except united,city arsenal and liverpool we have not much money to spend as we have just spend a little more than we got in and some of our fans are deluded that we have 35 to 50 million to spend thats why nzogbia did not come the post above is roughly about right..